Starting a New Year Younger Than How You Ended the Old One!
The last caption of the year is a start to a new year ahead!
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Sunday, December 31, 2023
Friday, December 29, 2023
Working as a Barback or a Bare Back?!?
Ahhhh, nothing like some good pub humor on a Friday night!
Sunday, December 24, 2023
Everyone Wishes for Silver and Gold .. Plus a Bonus Christmas Caption!
How do you measure it's worth? Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth!
Saturday, December 23, 2023
What the Actual F@#K, Secret Santa?!?
her-ass-ment in the work place? Not if she starts out as a male!
Friday, December 22, 2023
The Christmas Star
O star of wonder, star of light, star with royal beauty bright .. Yeah, it's a P0rnhub Xmas special!
Thursday, December 21, 2023
SantaCon 2023! Drink Up the Christmas Spirits!
Angels we have heard were high, Sweetly drinking, showing thighs!
Wednesday, December 20, 2023
Faking the Holidays Until You Can Make the Holidays Bright!
Christmas is all about being your most authentic self!
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
I Believe in Father Christmas .. and Some Bonus Captions
They sold me a dream of Christmas, They sold me a .. Silent Night.
Friday, December 15, 2023
Eight Sexy Nights! .. Yeah, Maybe I'm Going to Hell for This One!
But I had wanted to make fun of Hallmark Movies .. so enjoy this blast from the past .. 2020 style!
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Lexi Luthor's Revenge!
The 1960's were weird, as I'm pretty sure they had a tamer version of this caption written at least once!
Saturday, December 9, 2023
Wednesday, December 6, 2023
These Protein Bars Are Giving Me BIG Gains!
I really should start working out again soon.
Sunday, December 3, 2023
We're Talking About .. New Squad Goals!
What happens if your high school cheer squad has no really strong girls on it?
Wednesday, November 29, 2023
You and Me Baby, Ain't Nothing but Mammals ..
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel! Getting horny now!
Wednesday, November 22, 2023
Pilgrim Bitches in Heat!
Well, how about a Thanksgiving caption from 2008? Wait, FIFTEEN years ago?!?
Monday, November 20, 2023
Is It Weird? .. And Sorry I've Not Been Around
Here's a new caption for everyone. Hope that everyone has been well.
Saturday, November 11, 2023
Working It Out in Reel Life!
Just a quick little TG caption diversion for everyone!
Wednesday, November 8, 2023
GPA Magic .. Wait? A Frat has Shadowy Connections to a Cult? No Way!
C'mon. I think that anyone with both a skull and some bones would know that!
Saturday, November 4, 2023
Can't Put My Fingernails on It ..
.. but something is definitely different!
Monday, October 30, 2023
Happy Halloween Everyone!
Hope your nights are filled with spookiness, and some creature (human or supernatural!) cuddling too!
Thursday, October 26, 2023
I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men ...
.. grounded up into a fine powder and steeped in hot water!
Saturday, October 21, 2023
Learning How to Adapt to the Situation
Perhaps they are in the last 1/8 of a mile in each others shoes?
Tuesday, October 17, 2023
The Best Tutor Money Can Buy!
It's good to be back, and even better when I can catch up on my sleep!
Wednesday, October 11, 2023
You've Really Let Yourself Go .. Deeper and Deeper!
SO, I have a slight Peggy Bundy fetish .. Is that a problem, AL?
Sunday, October 8, 2023
To Build Someone Up, You Have to Tear Them Down!
It's a technique not unlike what the military does to recruits.
Thursday, October 5, 2023
Not Just Your Usual Basic Bitch, Autumn!
I think Autumn would be a perfect female name for her, don't you think?
Monday, October 2, 2023
An Evie's Caption Challenge .. And a "Special Treat"
A 15 minutes challenge to myself, and come inside for something you'll hopefully find fun!
Thursday, September 28, 2023
You Can't Just Think It, You Have to FEEL It
Dooooo you .. FEEL like I do?!
Sunday, September 24, 2023
Finally Starting to Adjust ..
.. not sure which part of the five stages of grief this is .. acceptance might not be enough!
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
New Beauty Shop .. Same Old Clientele!
Sometimes you have to create your clients from scratch!
Saturday, September 16, 2023
I Hope You Dance .. or at least, I Hope You Twirl
Wanted to make a caption where there is nothing "wrong" or bad or evil, and nothing is harmed in any way.
Tuesday, September 12, 2023
Unleashed the Sooound .. of Science!
If only Blake could flip his wig, once he put it on!
Wednesday, September 6, 2023
Now I Call That A Bargain .. The Best I Ever Had
The best I ever hadddddddddddd! Did you read all that in Roger Daltrey's voice?
Sunday, September 3, 2023
I Know What Boys Like .. I Know What Guys Want
I know what's on their minds .. Because I used to be one a few days ago.
Thursday, August 31, 2023
We've Got Spirit, Yes We DO!
With a facial expression like that, we know that he's committed to excellence!
Monday, August 28, 2023
There is Dee-finitely Something Wrong with the "Former" Secretaries Computer!
Thank goodness IT can work miracles with technology! Come inside for a JAM-PACKED post!
Wednesday, August 23, 2023
Sleepovers .. The Morning After!
We've heard of the tooth fairy and the boobie sprite .. but this is definitely something new!
Saturday, August 19, 2023
My Memory Has Just Been Sold .. Angel is the Centerfold!
Something playful for a Saturday night .. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife!
Monday, August 14, 2023
So, What Would YOU Do? The Best Friend Dilemma
Which side of the fence do you fall upon? It certainly IS a conundrum. isn't it?
Thursday, August 10, 2023
Turning Up .. For Maid Service!
It's relatively ironic in a way that since I've made this caption, my area has been flooded 3-4 times!
Sunday, August 6, 2023
The Ironic Curse .. Who Wouldn't Want A ..
Yeah, it probably was, but not quite in a classical sense, and not really in an Alanis way either.
Thursday, August 3, 2023
An Adventure Writing a Story with AI
I didn't write the caption .. for the 1st and last time .. So can AI write something with my flair? Nyet!
Saturday, July 29, 2023
Did It Get a Little Chilly In Here, or Is It Just Me?
Methinks it's about to get a lot hotter for her, don't you agree?
Tuesday, July 25, 2023
Three Cheers for Wayne Newton? Not This Bus Trip!
Hmmm, nothing more alluring to the modern youth than referencing Wayne Newton, eh?
Friday, July 21, 2023
Not QUITE a Charity Event ..
It's all fun and games until YOU are the one sitting in the chair!
Tuesday, July 18, 2023
It's Really A Matter of Perspective, Overall!
If you don't like your view, change it for the better!
Saturday, July 15, 2023
But Not a Real Fur Coat, That's Cruel!
I think this might be the second caption that I've made from a certain Barenaked Ladies song!
Wednesday, July 12, 2023
From a Distance .. but not that Sappy Bette Midler Sort of Distance!
Sometimes you just need to get out of your comfort zone. Here we have Lacy stretching out hers!
Sunday, July 9, 2023
The Guy Who Figured Out a Way to Get Into the Female Dorms!
Just a quickie for tonight, that is actually a new caption. Wooooo!
Wednesday, July 5, 2023
Why the Rush? A Girl Takes Here Time, Sweetie!
Perhaps another lesson is learned here. Or maybe not. If only my DAUGHTER would learn!
