Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Working on New Year's Eve? You Need a Permanent Vacation!


Everyone needs to relax a bit and not stress out, don't you think?

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Monday, December 29, 2014

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Watch Out for the Snake in the Grass!


It won't be the only thing slithering around!

Saturday, December 27, 2014

On the 12th day of Vacation .. FIVE Gold Cock Rings!


I promise that THIS is the last Christmas-y caption you'll see this year!

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry Christmas Everyone!


I hope that every wish comes true for you and all your loved ones!

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The Magical Christmas Angel! Happy Christmas Eve!


150 percent less depressing story than the song, "Christmas Shoes" .. guaranteed!

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Katie Mills and the Christmas Wish


A wish spoken to Santa should always be a wish granted.

Friday, December 19, 2014

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Saturday, December 13, 2014

The Things We Shouldn't Have Said


Words are powerful. Sometimes we don't remember that until it's too late!

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Miss Simone's Escort Service .. Luck Be a Lady Tonight?


Life on the Vegas Strip can often be a real drag!

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

C'mon in! The Water Is Fine If You Like It Cursed!


Those pesky Indian curses can be such a bother!

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Cleaning Can Be Such a Chore .. Can't it?


Of course, it is always a great idea to stay on your wife's good side!

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Not Just the Decor Has Changed!


Though what Lyndee wants is still the same!

Friday, December 5, 2014

No Coal for Leeanne This Christmas!


I think she will definitely get a pearl necklace or two though!

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

The View From Up Above ...


.. Makes me see the hope I may have missed!

Monday, December 1, 2014

"Dreams Are Merely Seeds in the Garden of Our Mind."


"What grows there is up to the person that nourished them!"

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Friday, November 28, 2014

Staying Home on Black Friday .. with Amazon MEGAPRIME!


They are really trying to stop you from going to the malls, aren't they?

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

How Many Brands and Styles of Pantyhose Could There Be?


I'm betting that Katie Mills knows now! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

LIGHTS! ..The DIY Results!


Apparently people seem to think I'm some crazy bitch bent on world domination!!!

Sunday, November 23, 2014

A Moment of Self-Rediscovery ...


.. is a lifetime on the hips, amirite ladies?

Friday, November 21, 2014

The Socially Aware Retro Time Machine! * NOW UPDATED!! *


Of course, if you can't travel into the future, as Hawking says, all time machines are retro!

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Well, That's Par for the Course!


Be glad I didn't use any Caddyshack lines this time!

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Gotta Cut Loose Once in Awhile!


Sometimes we all need to lighten up a bit, right?

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Feminine Express .. Never Leave Home Without It!


So much better to look at than Karl Malden!

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Monday, November 10, 2014

Standing at Attention on Veteran's Day!


All the old timers are giving them a full pocket salute!

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Does Your Elevator Stop at Every Floor? .. and a new DIY Challenge!


.. and I didn't even make ONE "Going Down" reference in the caption!

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Katie Mills .. Not Large .. But Still in Charge!


Still the CEO and no one can take that away from her!

Friday, November 7, 2014

Dr Mentia's Therapy .. Seeing Eye to Eye!


Well, maybe not quite "eye to eye" in this scenario, but "walking in the other's shoes" is almost guaranteed! Perhaps even, "great minds think alike!"

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Careful With That Axe, Ridney!


Perhaps THIS should have been my Halloween caption!

Monday, November 3, 2014

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Trick or Treat Rewards ... and DIY Challenge Results!


Everyone needs potassium in their daily diet.

Friday, October 31, 2014

Trick or Treat! Happy Halloween! Come Inside!


.. and a REAL Treat for those who comment before 12 Midnight PST!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Alice in Underpants .. Down the Rabbit Hole!


I'm late! I'm late! Well, actually I am a day early for Halloween!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Friday, October 24, 2014

Deep Thoughts? Not If *I* Can Help It!


Autumn is a time of change. A time to shed the banal and burst forth with color!

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Leeanne Is a Computer Wiz!


Give her a tool, and she's totally hands on!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

YOU Figure Out How You Got That Figure!


Knowing isn't half the battle ... it probably makes it worse!

Sunday, October 19, 2014