The Best Tutor Money Can Buy! October 17, 2023 2 It's good to be back, and even better when I can catch up on my sleep!
But Not a Real Fur Coat, That's Cruel! July 15, 2023 2 I think this might be the second caption that I've made from a certain Barenaked Ladies song!
All Grit and Balls Man .. That's What We Are! September 23, 2021 2 Well, maybe not balls. But there's definitely plenty of grit there! Could even make some pearls!
Back to Work By September! August 02, 2021 6 I worked during the entire pandemic so far .. can everyone else say the same thing? C'mon inside!
A Breaste Fideles? Have Yourself a Mammary Little Christmas! December 19, 2019 8 Tit's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Jiggle Bells! Perhaps you cups will runneth over?
Payback's a Bitch! .. and So Is the Devil! June 30, 2019 5 I really like the cut of your jib! What's a jib? Promote that man!
'Palm' Sunday Should Really Be the Day After Easter Sunday! April 14, 2019 4 This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.
It Didn't Didn't Matter! August 21, 2018 2 Oh shit! Forgot to post something for tonight! What do I have in store for you? Come inside!
Sometimes It Takes Awhile to Accept the Inevitable! September 25, 2017 5 Somehow, a one note joke became a much more poignant caption that I thought it would.
If You Don't Like My Saline, Perhaps You'll Like My Peroxide? January 09, 2017 2 Inside you'll read the story about Dee Mentia, CEO of a company that sells saltwater .. really!
No Fucks Taken, and None Given Either! Screw 'em All! May 24, 2016 3 I'm sure you could think of a rich, powerful guy you'd want this done on, right?
They Aren't Just Ornamental! They Were Functional Too! December 19, 2015 5 Not everyone that bears gifts on Christmas has a heavy sack!
A Fault in Our Metaphorical Stars! March 02, 2015 3 Didn't see the movie, and didn't read the book. I can still write a caption about it though!
In 'Broad' Daylight No Less! April 14, 2014 5 I could see this role in the movie being played by Brad Pitt with George Clooney playing Gerry.
Tonight There's Gonna Be a Jailbreak! December 15, 2013 1 Looks the the boys WILL be back in town, now that Shauna's around!
Can't Seem to Pass that Cultural Anthropology Class, huh Tom? December 06, 2013 1 I'm sure you'll get it right THIS time .. who doesn't love a good pint of maple syrup!
Haventech .. for all your medical needs! .. and 2.5 million pageviews! August 02, 2013 6 We'll help you grow a backbone!
From C (Cup) to Shining C (Cup) !!! July 04, 2013 4 These colors don't run .. unless you put them in the washer with your delicates!
May the best (wo)man win! July 08, 2012 2 Had a bit of time to make some captions since the AC seems to be doing ok here. Its been on for about 12 hours now and its down to 81 deg...