But Not a Real Fur Coat, That's Cruel!

I think this might be the second caption that I've made from a certain Barenaked Ladies song!

Made this as a blog exclusive at first, but thought it'd be better if I had a target for it, so I went to the Haven's discord server and asked around to see if anyone wanted to star in it, as long as they didn't mind being the "@sshole" of the story. Sure enough, Vypress said she'd love to be the victim, I mean, protagonist.

SO we had a star, and here's the blurb I posted to go along with it up in the "Caption-sharing" channel .. 

"Was just going through pictures online as I am wont to do from time-to-time and came across a bunch of big-hair ladies. When I saw this image .. I thought of a Bare Naked Ladies song, "If I had a million dollars" which has a line, "I'd buy you a fur coat .. but not a real fur coat, that's cruel." and it rolled around in my head a bit until this came about. Thanks to Vypress for volunteering to be the protagonist / victim! Now if I win Powerball tonight, maybe I'll buy you all a green dress!"

That pretty much wraps it all into a tiny bow, or maybe a much larger hair bow considering the height and depth of Jake's extensions. What sayeth you about the caption?