Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Pollywogs, Shellbacks, and Mermaids(?) .. OH MY!


You don't HAVE be in the Navy to understand this caption, but it does help! Learn more inside!

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Can You Prove that Evil Is Hereditary? I Can Answer that Question


I guarantee that the first 20 words or so of this caption are 100 percent true! Some others as well!

Thursday, July 20, 2017

I Wish I Could ... At This Private School!


Words really do matter when you make wishes, especially when simultaneous wishes ...

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Well, You'll Never Have to Mow the Lawn Again!


Well, if perverted lawn ornaments weren't allowed, I definitely couldn't have a pool either!

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Chillin' in Mrs. Mentia's Pool While She's Away



Thank goddess you didn't eat right before swimming, or you'd get a cramp or something!

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Sunday, July 9, 2017

The Battle of the Bigger Room!


You really need to keep updating your GPS position, or bad (good?) things might happen!

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Drink Your Worries Away!


Something sweet from Dee Mentia? Yeah, right! We'd been tricked by you before!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Dr. Mentia's Couples Therapy .. The Repost!


Perhaps you saw Belladonna's story based on this caption? Come inside and see the original post.

Monday, July 3, 2017

The First Rule of "Fight Like a Dude" Club is ...


not to talk about "Fight Like a Dude" Club .. duh? What's the second rule? Come inside and find out!

Saturday, July 1, 2017

The Compulsory Wish .. Guest Caption from Feargas!


When you want to celebrate your birthday .. in style!

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Who Do You THINK You Are? See Your TRUE Self Image!


Try to See Your True Self Image .. And Make the Adjustments!

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Steam Cleaning Gets Out All the Wrinkles!


Want to read a personal TG fantasy of Dee's? Come on inside and read what she has dreamed about!

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Kidnapped and Drugged .. Compliance Becomes You!


The webs we weave in order to deceive .. or is that "to Dee-sieve" ??? Hint: It's both!

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Is There Anything that Nature Can't Do?


Why focus on "the why or how" this caption happened and just revel in the "now" of it.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Hosed at the New Job in Japan!


 Enjoy the career path and try to avoid any more occupational hazards!

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Absolutely Bonkers .. The Long Tea Time of the Soul!


Not Dirk Gently, but who doesn't love a good little mystery in an old English village?

You Didn't Even Get Me a Tie?!? Happy Father's Day Everyone!


It's almost like the former dad isn't even trying anymore! *former dad rolls eyes*

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Trapped in Your Dream World's Labyrinth?


Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Blog Exclusive: An Experiment in Gaming Theory .. 9 Girls and 1 Trap!


You would certainly like those odds, wouldn't you? Double or nothing that you end up with ...

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Save the Haven: The (Hair) Sins of the Mother!


Is there a decade more skanky and yet fashionably female than the 1980's? I don't THINK SO!

It's a Woman's Prerogative .. to Change Her Mind!


Apparently I've been misspelling that word for 20 or more years! Damn!

Thursday, June 8, 2017

No Reason at All ...plus a bonus Thursday caption!


Well, since I had MADE the caption for Lacy, I should actually GIVE it to her, dammit!

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Wendygirl .. The Heel Turn! aka Hear Me, O Mistress of the Night!


What do you want? Of COURSE I am going to be the epitome of femininity and evil! DUH!

Sunday, June 4, 2017

It Should Really Be Called .. Pandora's Tardis!


I mean, what girl doesn't want more storage space? Step inside for wonders galore!

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Brent Drank Lots of Brake Fluid, Said He Could Stop Anytime He Wanted!


I saw this picture, and then thought about the title wordplay, and I was 'off to the races.'

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Hunter Finally Got the Short End of the Stick! Plus Bonus Caption!


Come inside and see why even slight editing can make a huge difference in a caption!

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Truth of Dare .. The Evil Dressing Room!


For me, this is the best way to deal with selfie pictures. Just straight on run with it full force.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Maybe We Think a Bit Too Much Alike .. Right?


Clean mind = Clean body = Clean living! Come inside to see the dirty mind behind this caption!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Making Our Projects Fail-Proof! It Certainly Worked!


It's guaranteed to give you perfect results .. whether you want them or not!

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Where in the World is .. Damien McQue?!?


This was originally supposed to be my return caption from sabbatical. Read about it's fall from grace!

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

One Big Charade? or One Kinky Wife?


This caption sort of just fell through the cracks. Not sure why though. It's pretty good!

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Before You Learn to Walk (in heels) .. You Better Crawl!


This is how a woman (or sissy) should pose if she wants to look the most sexy and submissive.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Caption Giveaway #3: A Double Shot of Captions! 'Don't Cry!' and 'On Their Level!'


Something for Brittany .. and Joanna too! TWO captions for the price of ONE blog posting!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Empty Garden .. Can You Come Out to Play? An Experiment in Captioning


You can't succeed until you are afraid to fail. Come inside and decide for yourself this captions fate!

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Sneaking Into the Mentia Academy Is Easy .. Getting Out is Much Harder!


Wasn't sure what to name it, but that title sounds enough like click bait to get people to read it!

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Caption Giveaway #2: Sealing the Deal!


For Michael aka Melissa. Not all job duties are spelled out and you have to take one for the team!

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Caption Giveaway #1 - Bathroom Mistakes!


For Keith aka Kyra. Most accidents DO happen in the bathroom at home!

Sunday, May 7, 2017

More Than One Way to Skin .. I Mean, Paint a Fence! Plus a Special Offer!


Who knew that Mark Twain could inspire a TG caption not involving frogs in any way? Not me!

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Admit it .. This Was You at Extended Holiday Family Gatherings!


It was certainly me which is why I MADE this caption. Wish fulfillment at its best!

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

"A Waterfall Is Concerned Only With Being Itself ..


.. not with doing something it considers waterfall-like." ~ Vernon Howard

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Kevin Won't Come Back from Dead Man's Curve ..


., but Chloe will definitely live to tell about it!

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

These Supplements Will Get You in the Right Kind of Shape!


I didn't have time to hit the gym today, so I figured I could give you a workout instead ..

Sunday, April 23, 2017

The Powers of Positive Thinking! Something for Steffimarie!


It's an elemental truth that positivity works wonders! Come inside to see how well it does!

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Just a Small Town 'Girl' Living in a Lonely World!


I am starting to HATE Microsoft so much! Come on inside to find out WHY!

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Existential Ruminations on Gender .. Wha?


Nothing like being overwhelmed with an instantaneous gender change to keep you off guard while an unknown entity wants to pontificate philosophically.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Having a Bad Day? Should've Stayed in Bed!


Things could always get worse, right? Come on inside and find out if that is true .. or a complete lie!

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

1200th Post - Keeping Abreast of Things at the Public Library! (+1 extra!)


I couldn't have reached this milestone moment without .. the first 1199 posts coming first!

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Guest Caption from Helena - "Rokjesdag - the bench at the bus stop!"


What is Rokjesdag? Come on inside and find out .. it is pretty friggin' cool, and real!