Sunday, May 28, 2017

Maybe We Think a Bit Too Much Alike .. Right?

Clean mind = Clean body = Clean living! Come inside to see the dirty mind behind this caption!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Making Our Projects Fail-Proof! It Certainly Worked!

It's guaranteed to give you perfect results .. whether you want them or not!

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Where in the World is .. Damien McQue?!?

This was originally supposed to be my return caption from sabbatical. Read about it's fall from grace!

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

One Big Charade? or One Kinky Wife?

This caption sort of just fell through the cracks. Not sure why though. It's pretty good!

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Before You Learn to Walk (in heels) .. You Better Crawl!

This is how a woman (or sissy) should pose if she wants to look the most sexy and submissive.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Caption Giveaway #3: A Double Shot of Captions! 'Don't Cry!' and 'On Their Level!'

Something for Brittany .. and Joanna too! TWO captions for the price of ONE blog posting!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Empty Garden .. Can You Come Out to Play? An Experiment in Captioning

You can't succeed until you are afraid to fail. Come inside and decide for yourself this captions fate!

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Sneaking Into the Mentia Academy Is Easy .. Getting Out is Much Harder!

Wasn't sure what to name it, but that title sounds enough like click bait to get people to read it!

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Caption Giveaway #2: Sealing the Deal!

For Michael aka Melissa. Not all job duties are spelled out and you have to take one for the team!

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Caption Giveaway #1 - Bathroom Mistakes!

For Keith aka Kyra. Most accidents DO happen in the bathroom at home!

Sunday, May 7, 2017

More Than One Way to Skin .. I Mean, Paint a Fence! Plus a Special Offer!

Who knew that Mark Twain could inspire a TG caption not involving frogs in any way? Not me!

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Admit it .. This Was You at Extended Holiday Family Gatherings!

It was certainly me which is why I MADE this caption. Wish fulfillment at its best!

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

"A Waterfall Is Concerned Only With Being Itself ..

.. not with doing something it considers waterfall-like." ~ Vernon Howard

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Kevin Won't Come Back from Dead Man's Curve ..

., but Chloe will definitely live to tell about it!

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

These Supplements Will Get You in the Right Kind of Shape!

I didn't have time to hit the gym today, so I figured I could give you a workout instead ..

Sunday, April 23, 2017

The Powers of Positive Thinking! Something for Steffimarie!

It's an elemental truth that positivity works wonders! Come inside to see how well it does!

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Just a Small Town 'Girl' Living in a Lonely World!

I am starting to HATE Microsoft so much! Come on inside to find out WHY!

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Existential Ruminations on Gender .. Wha?

Nothing like being overwhelmed with an instantaneous gender change to keep you off guard while an unknown entity wants to pontificate philosophically.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Having a Bad Day? Should've Stayed in Bed!

Things could always get worse, right? Come on inside and find out if that is true .. or a complete lie!

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

1200th Post - Keeping Abreast of Things at the Public Library! (+1 extra!)

I couldn't have reached this milestone moment without .. the first 1199 posts coming first!

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Guest Caption from Helena - "Rokjesdag - the bench at the bus stop!"

What is Rokjesdag? Come on inside and find out .. it is pretty friggin' cool, and real!

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Woke Up Feeling Hot .. And Asian? + There Can Only Be ONE Queen!

You get TWO "Race Change" TG Captions for the price of ONE blog posting. What a bargain!

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Charmed to Finally Meet You .. I See You Already Know My Wife in the Biblical Sense.

So THAT is what that word really means! Damn right-wing news websites are using it wrong!

Sunday, April 2, 2017

The State of the Blog - A Bit of the Old Ultra-Violence

"Enjoying that are you my darlin'? Bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely?"

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

The True Spirit (and sport) of Texas .. Cheerleading!

What can I say? It earned the H-A-V-E-N some more money to keep it alive! YAY HAVEN!

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Cheer Up, Drew! There's Always Next Year!

A 'Save the Haven' caption. I'm all for raising money to keep Rachel's Haven going. Are you?

Thursday, March 23, 2017

The Shop Teacher That Could Only Count to 20 When Naked!

How many paragraphs can I go without making a "tool" reference? Come inside and see!

Sunday, March 19, 2017

When You Sleepwalk Through Your Day, Don't Trip on Your High Heels!

Hypnosis, hose and heels .. in an office setting? Yeah, it certainly looks like a Dee Mentia caption!

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Ms. Mentia .. She's the Hero Gotham Deserves ..

Totally forgot I was supposed to post something this evening! Oops?

Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Playoff Gamble! A Two Panel Caption from Bren!

You can tell that this is a fantasy caption from a long time ago. I mean, the Patriots are MY TEAM!

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Big Long Boners! .. a Caption from Caitlyn Masked

Definitely no sad trombone sounds here for this caption! and look at the wah-wah's I've got there!

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Dee Mentia Tells You .. THE FUTURE! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

TG Captioner Uses Clickbait Headlines. What She Announced WILL SHOCK YOU!

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Orange You Glad That The Patriots Won?!?

Hadn't planned on making a caption but the win was sweet! Hope the weather is treating you well!

Sunday, February 5, 2017

DIY Challenge Results and .. Did You Miss Me?

Did you even know I was gone? Yeah, kind of figured.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Who Actually Watches the Pro Bowl?

Even football junkies won't watch the game! To what extent, come inside and read the caption!

Friday, January 27, 2017

This Caption Was Made Just for You!

Figured I would spoil my readers just a little. Come inside. I was just thinking about you!

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Nothing Bad Can Happen in Hotel Room 241, Right Mate?

"Bad" is a relative term, especially when talking about TG captions.

Monday, January 23, 2017

Paying It Forward .. You'll Do the Same, Right?

We need to build up the economy ground up, so we have to start with shoe stores .. naturally!

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Slow and Steady Is the Best Way to Wash a Brain!

I used to think that mutant bastard Anthony Robbins was a crock of shit. Now look at me!

Friday, January 20, 2017

Teach a Girl to Fish, and ... She'll Catch the Big One!

Honestly had no idea what to call this. It is a sweet caption, and deserves a better title!

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Monday, January 16, 2017

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Skipping Out on Your Daughter's Diva Party? Skipping IS the Right Word!

I know that for some people, all that pink and purple and sparkles can be really scary! But is it?

Friday, January 13, 2017

Lacy and Wife at the Charity Masquerade Ball .. and What Else?

This was the first caption I made in 2017. Hopefully I am off to a good start!

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

"I'm a Tough Guy!" Of Course You Are, Felicia!

The last TG caption I made in 2016 and boy was it a fun one to create!

Monday, January 9, 2017

If You Don't Like My Saline, Perhaps You'll Like My Peroxide?

Inside you'll read the story about Dee Mentia, CEO of a company that sells saltwater .. really!

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Top 10 Captions of 2016 (Part 2)

You've been awaiting with bated breath. Why, I don't really know! Come inside, but use mouthwash!

Friday, January 6, 2017

Top 10 Captions of 2016 (Part 1)

Once you start, you can't stop. My captions are a lot like Doritos .. but spicier!

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

One Good Leg to Stand On .. at a Time!

Just be glad she aren't going to look like Divine at the end of this transformation!