Saturday, December 30, 2017

Would You Be a Doll Please and Just Stand There For A Moment?


Title sort of matches the story, but I didn't want to give away out here! A 2 panel caption awaits!

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Santa Claus Stole All Our Gifts .. and My Gender Too!


If a fat man in a red suit can sneak into your house, you really need to get some better locks!

Monday, December 25, 2017

In a Christmas Pickle .. Merry Christmas Everyone!


Something in the caption tells me that Damien isn't feeling too sour about not finding the pickle!

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Happy Christmas Eve .. Blake's Tree Is a Perfect Fit


For some people, TG is nothing more than a game. For others, it consumes their entire life.

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Friday, December 22, 2017

Dear Santa Baby .. I've Been VERY Naughty This Year!


Here's a selfie to let you know I won't be needing a LBD this Christmas Day!

Thursday, December 21, 2017

The Focal Point of the Whole Christmas Celebration!


Well, there are a few ways to be the focal point of a Christmas Celebration. One wears a beard ...

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Gender Change Hasn't Altered the Family Dynamic at Christmas, Has It?


Yeah, I went and wrote another X-mas one .. and I might have to double up one night as well!

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Xmas Shopping For Your Girlfriend at Sephora. What Could Go Wrong?


There's a good reason why I put everything I give out at Christmas time in gift bags!

Monday, December 18, 2017

The Most 2017est Christmas Body Swap Ever Put Into Caption Format!


This probably sums up how 2017 was better than anything else I could think of. Come inside!

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Crossing a Picket Line at Christmas Time?!?


Starting off Christmas week with A Jimmy Hoffa Christmas Special .. Look for the Union Label!

Playing Dress Up With Your Daughter!


I think most daughters would love this. It's the mom's that are probably against things like this!
.. and who didn't love Glamour Shots? Come inside for more of a discussion on that mall studio!

Thursday, December 14, 2017

the 5th Stage of Grief! .. and Less Than Two Weeks Until Christmas?!?


Psychology hasn't been this sexy since Freud started smoking cigars! C'mon inside for more!

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Nothing But an Empty Suit .. What is Really Inside? Dee Knows!


Ahh, machinations in the business world. Who'd have thought it could come down to this?

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Mom Said You Had to Sort Through an Old Box of Clothes


Something tells me there still might be some boys clothing to donate to the poor!

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Movin' On Up to the Least Side of Town!


Not exactly something you'd have seen on the Jefferson's, I will tell you that much!

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Rhonda, the (Victoria's) Secret Service Agent!


Great Reagan's Ghost! It's such a cliche now, but doesn't everyone still want an old president's ghost to change them into a female? C'mon inside and see how that worked out for Ron!

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Winners Never Tie When It Comes to Breastaurants!


Anyway, nice to see the banker from Deal or No Deal make an appearance in another role here!

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Found .. Guitar, Lost .. Manhood! OR A Flying V does NOT stand for a Vagina!


Made this one for an old friend on the Haven. Also, updates on TG captioners, the blog, and more!

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Three Cheers For the New Reform School!


Would there have been any doubt that this caption would be for Courtney Captisa? Nope!

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Happy Birthday to the Magical Game Show's Under@ge Contestant!


Well, you certainly keep the years' supply of Turtle Wax. 
It'll keep your dresses shiny and water resistant, among other things!

Sunday, November 26, 2017

The Bimbo Shemale's Favorite Recipe! You HAVE to read this one! Trust me!


A wonderfully fun caption, and it came about because my eyeballs are getting older! YAY?!?

Friday, November 24, 2017

Ron Goes Black Friday Shopping to Dementia's Secret! Plus a bonus caption!


I hope everyone will join Dementia's Whisper Club this Black Friday. Membership has its privileges!
And what's my secret? I I have a knack for knowing what is (or isn't) in between your thighs.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone .. Even Those in Other Countries!


Everyone should have something to be thankful for, no matter how down and out you might feel!
(and no, that isn't me. It's Lorelei from Southern Charms)

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

He's Going Into the Final Round of .. Gender Swap Sweepstakes!


If she remembers her modesty, or lack of it, she'll do just fine in the bonus round!

Sunday, November 19, 2017

The Art of Pranking Someone When They Least Expect It!


I think that everyone can learn from this caption. There is a time and place for pranks, 
and when you land one, the recipient has to acknowledge how good it is .. 

Saturday, November 18, 2017

This Ain't a Scene, It's a God-Damn Arms Race! I'm Not Okay .. I Promise!


I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass that's ticking like a clock.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Did You REALLY Learn a Lesson? .. Yeah, Another Schoolgirl Picture!


It's only a disciplinary technique if the person receiving the punishment doesn't approve of it.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

The School Girl Vigilante .. Strikes Again!


Who'll capture her? Could it be Elite Bounty Hunter, Ron? It's a TG caption. What do you think?

Sunday, November 12, 2017

It's Like This Every Month or So With You, Isn't It?


Well, this one we CAN blame it on the moon .. right Bob Seger? Not his beard though!

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Nothing That Creamy Legume Paste Can't Fix!


A Public Service Announcement for those recently turned into women .. from Wriggley's Gum!

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Maybe the NFL Was Right!


Guys really need to keep watching the NFL, no matter how bad the games are! See why inside!

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Feminize Me Once, Shame on Me! Feminize Me Again, Shame On ..


.. the moon? No, definitely not that. Find out inside who gets the blame the second time around!

Sunday, November 5, 2017

A Corporate (and corporeal) Shift of Power ... Everyone's a Winner!


It's not often that everyone gets what they want in a TG caption .. or do they? Come inside!

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Halloween Wishes to Everyone! Bonus Caption Inside!


I hope all your Halloween wishes come true this year! Don't let anything stand in your way!

Monday, October 30, 2017

Enjoying the Weekend .. Dee Sets the Agenda!


Might have posted this on Sunday night, but things conspired against me! Film at 11!

Friday, October 27, 2017

Easy Like Sunday Morning .. Autumn is Finally Arriving!


So I'm a bit early in posting this one! Maybe you can take the entire weekend easy!

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

More Than Just a Cup of Joe! A Mug Full of Kevin?


The best part of waking up .. in someone else's body! They're both good to the last drop!

Monday, October 23, 2017

Definitely NOT the Norwegian Blue! Remarkable Bird, idn'it? Lovely Plumage!


Wonder if the police officer is related to Constable Clitoris, from the Crunchy Frog sketch?

Sunday, October 22, 2017

A Fierce and Fabulous Future .. If Skynet Can Do Its Job Correctly!


A T-6969 unit is our only hope. Will we ever "be back" the way we were before? Come inside!

Friday, October 20, 2017

Night of the Return of the Revenge of the Bride of .. Helena's Bench Caption? Maybe!


Dee couldn't possibly make more captions about guys becoming girls by sitting on benches, right?

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Say What You Want, Playboy Throws One HELL of a Funeral!


And truly, what a great way to pay our respects to a man that could be smart, suave and an ..

Monday, October 16, 2017

Mad Maxine .. Beyond Thunderdome!


Starring YOU! If you could have survived the biological pandemic and GMO apocalypse!

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Gallagher Would Be Envious of Those Melons!


Had a hard time coming up with a title that wouldn't spoil the whole caption, but this is punchy!

Thursday, October 12, 2017

A Secretary with NO Ulterior Motive? Amazing!


I'm following an example from a recent previously posted caption and .. simplifying some things!

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Living a Simplified Lifestyle!


Who doesn't want to slim down their routines and live a simplified lifestyle ..

.. without complicated things to clutter up your space and your mind?