Pilgrim Bitches in Heat!

Well, how about a Thanksgiving caption from 2008? Wait, FIFTEEN years ago?!?

Yeah, at that point, I had been playing around with someone called Comic Life, because Bren and Courtney had gotten "licenses" to run the program, and I thought it'd be sweet to play with it as well.

Well, the blog post for this caption was done in 2011. Unless you were around back then, you probably haven't seen this caption or the blurb to go with it, so ... this is probably new to you!

Truthfully, I think I started writing the first caption, and the play on Miles Standish just seemed too juicy to not use in a more salacious way, which led to "PILGRIM BITCHES IN HEAT"!!!

My original posting to SassyLass was this:

I took time off from the pleasures of a college assignment in Javascript to make you a joyous Thankgiving type of caption.

You just know that the girls did your make up using a Mayflower Compact!!! HAHAHAHAHA OY VEY!!!

The "typo" in the 1st box is deliberate ... Coloinial ... it's called foreshadowing bitches!! Any others are the fault of me and me alone.

Hope everyone enjoys this caption, as you WILL learn things, like there really was a John Lancemore on the Mayflower who was a laborer for Christopher Martin.

And here is the rest of the post: 

Who'd have thunk that the Pilgrims had some porno quality names? Hope you like this goofy yet fun Thanksgiving caption. I don't think I'll be posting on Turkey Day, and if I do post on Black Friday, it wouldn't be too early since I'll be having a few laughs with some social mischief in the stores and in the parking lots. Hopefully no one will pull a gun on me ... why so serious?

 I kind of like how the 2nd caption looks like an old VHS box for a porn movie. I worked in a flea market in the mid 90's, and most of the "cheap porn" that was sold there (2 for 8 bucks or 3 for $10!) had that font and design on the cover. Anyway, I hope that everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving with people you care about!

Such a classic!

And for those who want to stick with white meat, here's a Rifftrax film short that it awesome!