Friday, December 30, 2016

It's a Good Bet! .. Plus DIY Challenge Results!


You really shouldn't lie to your wife if you know what's good for you!

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Aren't We ALL A Bit Sexist?


Everyone says stupid shit from time to time, ever since we learned to communicate.

Monday, December 26, 2016

Well, At Least the Bottles Are a Bit Phallic, Right?


When writing out magic spells, make sure you spell correctly! Have a cock and a smile!

Sunday, December 25, 2016

No Longer a Blue Christmas for Dee and Katie Mills!


Head and shoulders, heels and toes! Hope you had a dee-licious Christmas dinner today!

Wrapping Alectra's Gift Tightly .. Merry Christmas Everyone!


I hope that every wish comes true for you and all your loved ones!

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Merry Christmas Eve .. The Happening II


Twas the M. Night Shyamalan before Christmas .. all over the world! "What? No!"

Thursday, December 22, 2016

A Gift That Keeps On Giving!


Another caption "fresh from the oven" even though I made it a week ago!

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Sissy Kaaren's Visit from Old Saint Nick!


Sissy Kaaren was naughty AND nice! Who's got time for sugar plums when you've got anal beads?

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Bring Me Lots of Figgy Pudding!


Hope you have a calorie filled holiday season with lots of fun on the menu!

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Please Don't Make Fun of Me, Sis!


Having a loved one figure out your secret can be a terrifying and scary thing to do.

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Caught in the Middle of a Transformation So Don't Look Back!


Sometimes I completely skimp on the procedural part of the transformation.. Not this time!

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Rocco Puts the Ass in Assassin! .. and the DIY Challenge for December 2016!


The Sopranos would've been more interesting if the wise guys truly turned INTO sopranos!

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Three Cheers for Head Trauma!


Perhaps cheerleaders should wear helmets too?

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Blue Apron Meals Cooked in Red Lingerie!


Dee cooks with a little extra spice to make every meal (and victim) taste extra nice!

Friday, December 9, 2016

Trying to Make the Best Out of a Trying Situation ...


.. not everyone should be using gender / love spells unless they can handle the circumstances!

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

A Traditional Marriage Between a Man and a Woman!


More or less what our forefathers had in mind in regards to the bonds of holy matrimony, right?

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Look at Me! A Study in Instant Gratification!


Yeah. At some point you might notice that there are words next to the photo. Maybe.

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Maybe the Pixie Sprite Can Fix Your Car! .. Zero Post Offer Extended!


Consider this Dee's Black Soul Weekend +1 Spectacular! Come inside for more information!

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Nerdy Girls Need Love Too .. or at Least Another Magic Spell!


I mean, you expect magic to make you graceful and acting all feminine too? Sheesh!

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Looking Backwards .. Looking Forward to Whatever Comes My Way!


Going to make damn sure I end this year much better than how I started it. Come inside Sweetie!

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Catch a Cold .. or Catch the bouquet!


Sometimes a person updating their preferences can spark a idea that works well in a caption.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Black Friday A Day Late .. Dee's Got the Haven Credit Card!


A two-part caption that will hopefully star YOU in the 2nd panel! C'mon inside!

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

No Indians for Thanksgiving This Year, but There's a Jillgrim on the Menu!


I was able to get her a "Goodman" to share his man gravy and giblets.

Monday, November 21, 2016

The Wizard of "Aww's"


Apparently after a week of gloom and doom, I was in the mood for something playfully silly ..

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Not Just Late .. Uber Late! Plus the DIY Challenge for November 2016


'I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead.'


DIY Challenge for November 2016

This week is Thanksgiving week, which will immediately proceed the commercial hell of Black Friday. What challenge do I have for you for the rest of November? It is not a caption to be made. I know that I am not the only TG website you visit. Even though I never think I get enough comments, I am luckier than 95 percent of the creators to get the feedback that I do, and I am grateful for that.

My challenge to you .. each and every reader of this blog. Go out to all of your "regular TG haunts" online .. and THANK the creators for the time and effort they put into entertaining you. Just a simple little note; you don't have to put yourself out, but tell them something to let them know you appreciate what they do. How you were going through a rough time and their work made you laugh, made you smile, made you horny, made you feel like you belong. Even a simple "Thank you for all that you do here. Keep up the good work."

The deadline is 12 midnight PST on November 30th, but honestly, when it comes to this, do it now, and do it often. Just one per site per day will make someone's week or even month! Thank the sites that are my list to the left, or give thanks to those I might not have seen yet. Hell, tell me about some of the places you enjoy in the comments below, Maybe sharing them will boost their page views and expose them to people who didn't know about them before. Don't be a turkey! Give thanks!


Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Bestie Dressed, Bestie Friends!


Well, there is something weird going on here, but I don't think you can put your long, painted fingernails on it, can you?

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Red Zone Trap Means Something Different in the Haven!


Look at that! Wendy is WIDE OPEN. Looks like she's going to score big time!

Brenda Wasn't Always ...


.. the subject of all of my captions, but she might have been the biggest recipient of my work!

Thursday, November 10, 2016

A Fashionable Word Jumble That Could Spell Your Masculine Doom!


Words can hurt, but words also lead to great change. Words are all we've got. Use them wisely!

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

A Voting Booth Definitely Is a Changing Booth If You Do It the Right Way!



I saw this picture and just HAD to make a quick caption with it. Hope you enjoy it .. and VOTE!

Monday, November 7, 2016

One of These Days, Olivia .. Right in the Kisser!


This caption was hella fun to write. (Did I just use the word, 'hella'??) Come on inside!

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Something Something Freak on a Leash!


Now I've got that damn Korn song stuck in my head. Come inside for canine puns galore!

Friday, November 4, 2016

Gah! This Week Got Away From Me! DIY Challenge Results!


Come inside! Have a few brews and get things off your chest .. so you can grow bosoms!

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Can Daddy and My Boyfriend Ever Get Along?


Well, when you come to my blog, I think you might already know the answer to that!

Monday, October 31, 2016

Christmas Trees? It Isn't Even Halloween Yet!


I better not hear any Christmas songs on the radio this week when I'm out shopping!

Sunday, October 30, 2016

I'm a Chubby Girl! Can You Freakin' Believe That?


Someone obviously mislabeled most women, and it certainly wasn't me!

Friday, October 28, 2016

Don't Blame the Comic Book Artist for Catering to the Audience!


As the Kinks would say, "Give the people what they want!" and apparently they want kinky!

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Purple Hair Is Much Sexier Than Wearing a Raspberry Beret!


2016 is the year of the celebrity death, or at least TALENTED Celebrity Deaths!

Monday, October 24, 2016

Wendy Takes Up Women's Studies .. On Herself!


... with tongue planted so firmly in cheek, it's about about to blossom out the other side!

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Nudity .. A State of Confidence!


When everything is where it should be, and looks good, why not be confident?

Friday, October 21, 2016

What About That New Park Ranger, Yogi? She's Beau-ti-ful, Boo Boo!


Honestly had no idea what the hell to call this so hopefully it's funny enough for you to click through!

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

I Wonder What the Next DIY Challenge Is Going to Be About?


I mean, it's October. Maybe it's about falling leaves? Nope! It's all about Demon Alcohol!

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Dee's Dancewear Demonstration Demand Keeping You On Your Toes!


Yeah, I figured now was the time for another ballet type caption! Don't see them much anymore!

Sunday, October 16, 2016

*cue Jesse Ventura voice* It's a Conspiracy!


Beware of Area 52! The restaurants in Area 69 are really good though if you like to eat out!

Saturday, October 15, 2016

HOW Many More Years of School Do We Have Left?Uggh.


Live and learn, Or live, learn, and then have to relearn because the old you didn't learn it.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Eating for Two, but Cooking for One. Damn Cravings!


Anything can taste good if its eaten with relish! Not the condiment though, you know what I meant!

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Moments of Doubt Can Lead to a Lifetime of Clarity


Honestly I had no idea what to call this. I just know I definitely thought like a woman for this one!

Sunday, October 9, 2016

We Will Be Together Forever .. or Until You Are No Longer Fashionable!


Definitely not something I could do everyday, but it is nice to stretch some writing muscles.