Thursday, December 31, 2015

Lacy's New Year to Remember!

Wonder whose arms will hold you good and tight? When it's exactly twelve o'clock that night?

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Monday, December 28, 2015

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Magical Nylons .. My Ass!

We definitely want to see MUCH more of Katie Mills in 2016!

Friday, December 25, 2015

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Santa Lost Weight in ALL the Right Places!

Yes, it's a politically incorrect (and latex!) Christmas!

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Ian and the Christmas Krampus!

How tasteless can we be? Lick your lips and c'mon in! I'll pour you another shot!

Monday, December 21, 2015

Join Us! We Need You on the Winter Solstice!

The shortest day of the year, means plenty of naughty times on the longest night of the year!

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Leeanne and Kaaren's Yule Log Greetings!

Christmas is more about giving that receiving, so Christmas *IS* for sissies!

Saturday, December 19, 2015

They Aren't Just Ornamental! They Were Functional Too!

Not everyone that bears gifts on Christmas has a heavy sack!

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

A Moonchild Fully Grown Up!

As winter solstice approaches, magical things are afoot!

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Hammering Out the Details!

Who said that women can't negotiate contracts? Your wife certainly can!

Sunday, December 13, 2015

The Power of the Pussy!

She's got the power in her hands!

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Overnight Day Spa Makeover?... and the DIY Challenge for December!

A place where new perspectives in relationships happen? What could possibly go wrong there?

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Show 'em Real Team Spirit! Not THAT Much Team Spirit!

"We've got spirit, yes we do, We've got spirit, how 'bout you?" About 8 inches worth apparently!

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Sports Fans Aren't TOO Superstitious, Are They? Panthers, Not Cougars!

.. and the answer is, "Who brings a friggin' goat to a World Series baseball game?"

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Slutty Is, As Slutty Does .. on a bench!

From back when a girl on a bench was just a girl on a bench!

Monday, November 30, 2015

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Thankful to Be Drunk on Thanksgiving!

We at least a few of my relatives were thankful for large amounts of wine!

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

How to Deal with the Family at Thanksgiving!

Why not try to use their paranoia and world view against them?

Monday, November 23, 2015

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Less Filling? Tastes Great? Both Perhaps?

Sounds like an optometrist job, but all the trouser snakes there have only one eye!

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

No Longer The MAN in the Box!

Trust me. You've got to stay out of those magical musical karaoke boxes!

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Odd Game of Musical Chairs

It's not "Poor Pussy" or "Dick, Dick. What Did You Lick?" but it still could be fun!

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Friday, November 13, 2015

Goddess Bless Paris, France and Her People

Obviously no caption for tonight. Not sure what to say. I hope all my readers from France are safe and sound. I hate that these people went to cause chaos at what should be a refuge from conflict, strife, and the worries of the world .. a music venue. Music should be a way to escape. The fact that among the places where they plotted terror attacks was a place where people of different backgrounds can come together as one voice and live in the moment for a few hours.

Don't give in. Don't give up without a fight. Do what you always do. Do it loud and proud.

Live your life the way you always have, without undo fear. Be vigilant, but be who you wish to be!

Don't give up your civil liberties for the 'comfort' of safety. Don't let them win.

This was the band that was playing at the venue where the hostage situation was and where most of the casualties (112 so far) occurred. In honor of those who died, crank this shit up!

Thursday, November 12, 2015

The Exchange Rate for a Wishing Fountain!

Perhaps she forgot to carry the two? A wishing post ONE day too late! Oh well!

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

You Can't Spell Heroic without HER!

About the only good thing that could ever come out of a situation like this one.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

The Blond Sheep in the Family!

I've never liked the feel of wool. How about you?

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Leeanne's Early Morning Office Escapades!

Meet the new boss .. same as the old boss! Interesting discussion ahead, I promise!

Thursday, November 5, 2015

What's the Matter, Sweetie Pie?

Sometimes it is better to wait than tell a news crew your life story in a bar!

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

You Can't Hypnotize Me For Halloween! That's All!

Sometimes a Halloween caption isn't quite Halloween enough to post in October!

Monday, November 2, 2015

Rando! The Amazing Meta-Magician!

No one can manipulate physical entities like Rando, The Amazing Meta-Magician!

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Happy Halloween .. Child of Destiny! DIY Challenge Results!

.. and it looks like I'll post what I've received for the DIY October Challenge too!

Friday, October 30, 2015

Thursday, October 29, 2015

When A Spell Goes Bad, It REALLY Goes Bad!

I mean, what could be worse than the compulsion to serve others carnally, only to curse them to eternal damnation?!? Perhaps I've said too much?

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Such a Marvel .. Girl to Look at for Halloween!

It can certainly pay to comment here on my blog. Congratulations to Helena!

Monday, October 26, 2015

Release the Hound of Hel .. all we've got is a Shih Tzu? Gah!

I really could use a new assistant. They all end up too bimboish.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Thursday, October 22, 2015

The Lumberjack and The Woodland Fairy Named Jinx!

Hello? Anyone out there? Hello? Bueller? Bueller? Is this thing on?

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Getting Dressed is Never Trivial for Rachel!

I don't think I stole ALL Rachel's shoes, did I? Plus one bonus caption inside!