For Auld Lang Syne .. 2021 Is In the Rear View Mirror
2021 came in with a lot of hope .. and through all the shit, it still brought us hope for the upcoming 2022.
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Friday, December 31, 2021
Thursday, December 30, 2021
When You Open Your Eyes .. It's Maybe the Worst Caption of 2021?!?
You will think that this caption is much better than it really is!
Tuesday, December 28, 2021
TG Caption Logistics .. EXPLAINED!
And you are STILL going to have to go to the DMV afterwards too!
Sunday, December 26, 2021
*Bonus Xmas Caption* Katie Mills' Christmas Sweater!
Yes, I definitely made more Christmas captions than the twelve I had planned! Ooops?!?
Friday, December 24, 2021
Missing Them Deeply .. So Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Now
There's so many different emotions that the holidays can bring out .. this is one of them.
Thursday, December 23, 2021
A Christmas (Eve) Wish Is a Dream Your Crotch Makes!
Did I have an obscenely amount of fun making this naughty Christmas Eve caption? I most certainly did!
Wednesday, December 22, 2021
I've Got Santa on Pins and Needles This Christmas!
Well, this was an amalgam of all of us jammed into one lucky girl awaiting Santa's yearly visit!
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Grandma Knows Best! Sissy's First Christmas .. Or Is It?
You sure that know one else knows of your proclivities? Maybe it's just obvious to some people ..
Monday, December 20, 2021
Solstice Magic is a Powerful Force Indeed!
She might be mounted now at both ends! Aim high .. skeet skeet!
Sunday, December 19, 2021
A Christmas Interlude .. and A Gift for Fiona! So TWO Captions at NO Cost to You!
Some day I hope to be rich enough where I will have someone available to count for me!
Saturday, December 18, 2021
A Christmas Sight for Sore Eyes!
It can change your point of view if THIS is your point of view!
Friday, December 17, 2021
Good Men Don't Wear Plaid! But Little Girls Can!
Make sure you clean your browser cookies now and again. Santa and other security breaches could happen!
Thursday, December 16, 2021
Christmas Day .. in the Bahamas
We shall be back with our usual hijinks tomorrow. Here's a more hopeful, realistic caption for everyone!
Wednesday, December 15, 2021
Blake Isn't Quite DASHING Anymore Now, Is He?
Is it REALLY "Jingle ALL the Way"???
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Guess Who Made the Nice List This Year?!?
"Dee"ck the Halls with Sluts named Holly ,,,, Fa La LA La LA, La La La FUCK!
Monday, December 13, 2021
Lacy's Holiday Ball at the Haven!
The Holiday Season is the time for celebrating in the now, but also to remember the past as well.
Sunday, December 12, 2021
Dee's Holiday Dance .. It's the Time of the Season for Christmas Captions!
Welcome to the return of a wonderful Holiday tradition! At LEAST 12 days of Christmas Captions!
Thursday, December 9, 2021
Indecent? Look, I'm Definitely Not Complaining!
Just a slice of life .. definitely not MY life, but I'd certainly LIKE it to be my comfortable life!
Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Lost the Bet .. Won the War!
As siblings, you often have to choose your battles wisely!
Sunday, December 5, 2021
Closets Bursting with Women's Clothing? What a Steal!
I think my first apartment was smaller than that closet!
Friday, December 3, 2021
A Slight Ballet Mix-up!
I mean, this actually COULD happen, right? Well, not until I open up my ballet school for sissies at least!
Wednesday, December 1, 2021
A Naughty Little Surprise .. Nobody Doesn't Like Brenda Lee!
To all those people who started playing Christmas music WAY TO EARLY!
Monday, November 29, 2021
"I Know That You Probably Don't Even Want to Look at Me!"
My "entry" in Vanessa's Caption Contest .. C'mon inside to view it! I know you probably want to!
Saturday, November 27, 2021
Does That Match Hinge on Finding Plenty of Fish?!? Dating Apps!
My first caption created on my brand spanky new computer! But it won't be my last, I promise!
Thursday, November 25, 2021
A Relative Bargain on Black Friday!
Have fun if you are heading out for Black Friday deals. You'll never know what you can find!
Tuesday, November 23, 2021
First Class or No Class? Flying High for the Holidays!
Hope you don't get bumped on your flight, or maybe you'll end up with some more endowed bumps!
Sunday, November 21, 2021
Stop Pigging Out in My Body!
This caption inspired me to buy some potato salad at the grocery store yesterday!
Friday, November 19, 2021
The Basketball Diaries - Dee's Ringer!
In real life, I did not play basketball in my high school years. But in caption form, it was a slam dunk!
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
Still Working Out All Those Dad Jokes!
Every once in awhile, I get a hankerin' for a caption inspired by Annabelle Raven, so I make one!
Monday, November 15, 2021
What More Could She Get Him to Say?
Sometimes a guy just says things he really shouldn't say .. but there's always someone dumber!
Saturday, November 13, 2021
Takes One to Know One!
Rare Damien as a warlock .. come inside and see what he does to his tormentors!
Thursday, November 11, 2021
Famer Ted's Bountiful Feast!
How dare I mock something as pure and innocent as raising giant pumpkins for sport!
Tuesday, November 9, 2021
Girly Bois .. Form a Line to the Right!
If you notice, every one of them has red or skinned knees! Wonder how that happened!
Sunday, November 7, 2021
His Mother-In-Law Is a Real Witch!
Where did the Flintstones get the whole term, "She's a real battleaxe!" as an insult?!?
Friday, November 5, 2021
The Case of the REAL Encyc!opedia Brown and Sally!
It completely makes sense to me .. young Leroy 'Wikipedia' Brown was such a horny young man!
Wednesday, November 3, 2021
Some Guys Will Never Have "IT" Until Dee Makes Some Changes!
Yeah, I started out with good intentions, but they quickly went bad in a hurry!
Monday, November 1, 2021
It's Definitely More Ironic Than Black Flies in Your Chadonnay!
Mr. Play-It-Safe definitely has a new routine, by way of his new/old husband!
Saturday, October 30, 2021
Don't Dream It .. BE IT!
That line, spoken by Frank N Furter, should be everyone's mantra going forward.
Wednesday, October 27, 2021
She's My Best Friend. God, I Hate Her.
Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Bullshit Has A Body Count. How very!
Monday, October 25, 2021
You Look Stunning! I Want Your Body Right Now!
Well, Callie was the only one that wanted this body .. so let's see if she gets it!
Saturday, October 23, 2021
Never Trust a PornHub Imp!
And that goes double for an Xhamster Hamster! What the hell am I even talking about?!?
Thursday, October 21, 2021
A Little "Sewing" Circle of Friends, Perhaps?
Well, it's definitely SOME sort of circle, though it also has four corners!
Tuesday, October 19, 2021
Incident at Tragic Falls!
Like the "House on Haunted Hill" .. was the house haunted, or was it the hill itself? Both?
Sunday, October 17, 2021
Realistic TG Captions? You're Not a Fan?
Well, fantastical captions do have their place as well, but it still needs to be grounded in some reality!
Friday, October 15, 2021
Take Me to Church!
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.
Wednesday, October 13, 2021
Maybe One of Us Was Just Shy or Something?!?
There's a reason why we keep going back to this trope .. because it's awesome!
Monday, October 11, 2021
I'm Going to Take That Challenge!
Can I use an innocent piece of stock photography and make it kinky as hell? I'm going to try!
Saturday, October 9, 2021
Always the Same Old Hotel Rooms!
Not something that I usually write about as a caption subject. Come inside and see what I wrote!
Thursday, October 7, 2021
No Longer Has a Joystick .. More Like an X(boy)-Box One!
Little boys play with Transformers .. Bigger boys play with Nintendo Switches.
Tuesday, October 5, 2021
My Step-Brother Is a Step-Bother!
Though soon enough, he isn't going to be either, if I can help it!
