Never Trust a PornHub Imp!

And that goes double for an Xhamster Hamster! What the hell am I even talking about?!?

Well, I had an thought about making a caption with the worst possible magical wish gone wrong, and one that would of course work for my blog and its usual content .. and from that pondering, I came up with this caption. I mean, I definitely don't trust most people with guns .. and it goes even more so with any sort of mystical hoodoo. Take a look at the average Walmart shopper, and I don't want them to have either! Target, perhaps .. but definitely not Walmart!

So, who is making the wish? Well, I picture a woman in her mid 20's that's been out drinking with her friends, maybe in a club .. it's closing time, and most of her buddies have gone home. She's sad that last call has happened, and there's no one that she is interested in to pair off .. until she meets a guy with an offer .. one that she really won't be able to refuse. She's jaded about guys, really put off, and makes a careless wish. Then wonders that maybe having a dick is really cool or something.

I really don't want to overthink this caption. It's a bit of kinky, silly fluff that I tossed off in about 10 minutes tops, and most of that was looking for the right images to go with what I wanted to write up. I would think that many old-timers from the Haven like Shysteffie, Petra, BimboJessica and some of the others would be busting a guy guffawing over it, and that is good enough for me!

But what sort of world would this be if those changes ended up coming true? Let's think about that in the comments, and what other misguided wishes could cause such upheaval in our current world?

On a side note, there's still an offer to "star" in a bodyswap caption that is running though the weekend, and probably into Monday morning. Do check out the last post for more details, especially if you'd like t be a housewife!