Always the Same Old Hotel Rooms!

Not something that I usually write about as a caption subject. Come inside and see what I wrote!

As someone that has been a connoisseur of captions, and been a writer of them for 15 years or so now, I've seen a LOT of porn, and also more regularly posed pictures too as I search out the best images to use in my stories. Many amateur models tend to go to hotels often to shoot a few sets at a time, as I bet that most of them are part-timers that have real lives, jobs, families, etc .. and you just can't bust out a bondage seen in the living room once your kids reach a certain age. Seeing a few more photo sets like that this week, lead me to an idea that I thought would work well, and it's now presented to you in caption format.

You'll have to imagine that they are probably using text to speech, almost in real time for this to work .. and I really didn't want to spend an hour or two getting the design right or working up a phone screen. I think everyone reading it will know how it's is playing out. Right? Not sure that it would bring out anything more that would enhance the feel I was trying to get.

And the whole scenario does make me wonder, do these amateur models ever end up in a situation where friends or family stumble upon them 'making content'? Like a teenage boy is like, "I swear I saw your mom bent over a couch EXACTLY like this one!" or "You know Gladys, I don't mean to be crass, but I saw someone who looks just like you spread eagle over a desk that looks just like mine. I mean, in this picture you can even see my name plate, 'Leroy Jenkins' next to my pen set!"

Soooo, there we have it. Something that is in the realm of possibility. Do you know anyone in real life that does things like this? Or is pretty open about their fetish to many friends, neighbors, etc .. I've known a few strippers and such, but never have come across something that made me rethink what I've come to associate with them in a different way. Oh yeah, I knew a nurse that was also a pain slut, and a guy who was quite a dominant and would humiliate women that enjoyed it. So anyway, if you've got stories to tell, unload them in the comment section, and let's talk about the caption too!

This is off my second favorite Kiss solo album, from Gene Simmons. Of course my favorite is from Ace Frehley. It's a completely kick-ass disc, and showed what Ace could do when unleashed. Gene's was quite interesting, and went into a bunch of different styles of music. Paul's was just OK, and Peter's was so shitty I think I listened to it maybe twice since it came out!