Last One Out of 2020 .. Turn Off the Lights!
And then put a bullet in its fucking head! We don't want no zombie 2020 coming back to eat us alive!
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Thursday, December 31, 2020
Tuesday, December 29, 2020
Honestly, What Kind of Friend Do You Think I Am?
Well, what would you do for your "Canadian Girlfriend" because all this has to be worth it, you know?
Sunday, December 27, 2020
Saturday, December 26, 2020
Nobody Out Grinches Dee Mentia! Nobody! Happy Boxing Day!
Just something I whipped up the other day, to hopefully transition me back to non-holiday captions!
Thursday, December 24, 2020
The Memories of Christmas Past ..Time Waits for No Man, or Woman
There are some ghosts that I would love to be visited with on Christmas morning.
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
Christmas Eve .. A Place of Warmth Where You Least Expect It!
Like a Tom Waits song, but in Dee Mentia caption format .. and without that deep growl!
Tuesday, December 22, 2020
Why Can't EVERY DAY Be Christmas Day?!?
Well, just perhaps we will find the answer in this caption .. but I doubt it!
Monday, December 21, 2020
Not Your Usual Christmas Pageant!
There might be a lot of people saying "Jesus!" but it definitely isn't a religious experience!
Sunday, December 20, 2020
They Call Me Back Door Santa!
If you can't handle what I've got in my sack .. I'll make a few alterations and fill you up all right!
Saturday, December 19, 2020
A Double Shot of Holiday Captions! Yeah, I Think I Made One Too Many This Year!
And I'm definitely going to hell for creating this holiday movie poster! Praise Jehovah!
Friday, December 18, 2020
Does Sissy Kaaren Have a Younger Brother? Merry Christmas Bro!
What a frothy Dee-light we have for everyone on this wintry night!
Thursday, December 17, 2020
Silver Bells? Big Blue Balls? It's Christmas Time, Mr. Shitty! Plus TWO Bonus Xmas Captions!
Why does Santa always land on the roof? Because he likes it on top!
Wednesday, December 16, 2020
#TwoPeopleOneTeam .. The Christmas Selfie! Plus a Bonus Follow-up!
Yeah, you just KNOW where this is going to lead by Labor Day, right?
Tuesday, December 15, 2020
The 'Horrid Holiday Garb' Party!
Tom'll never wear an ugly Christmas sweater again .. unless it's belted at the waist with a pair of heels!
Monday, December 14, 2020
2020 DIY Christmas Challenge Results Kicking Off the Holiday Season!
I wanted to start off the holiday cheer with lots of DIY Goodies for everyone to read!
Saturday, December 12, 2020
Seeing Things Clearly Now!
If I was REALLY so smart, then why did I party so much as a youth?
Thursday, December 10, 2020
Dressing Up Your Stupid Masculine Theory!
Not sure exactly where I was going with this one, and I'm not sure I actually got there either!
Tuesday, December 8, 2020
So, Can ANYTHING Be a Bench Caption?
.. or are people just too caught up in my own little world to notice things such as that?
Sunday, December 6, 2020
Dee Sets the Agenda! .. But You Knew That Already, Didn't You?
Dee .. an evil secretary? Nah! I am actually more of an evil office manager!
Friday, December 4, 2020
I'm Not OK .. I Promise! PLUS .. An XMAS DIY Challenge For Everyone!
Come inside for the XMAS DIY Challenge .. and a bit of a survey for everyone! PLEASE READ!
Thursday, December 3, 2020
The Package Left at Dave's Door!
No man! Dave's not here right now. And no, Dave probably won't be a man much longer.
Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Putting My Foot Down! Well, Someone's Foot Is Being Put Down!
Who doesn't love a happy ending? Wait. You don't think this is a happy ending? Well, it is!
Sunday, November 29, 2020
No Longer a Car Guru!
Well, if you can talk the talk, you might not have to walk the walk! Or something like that!
Friday, November 27, 2020
Just Laying Around, Chillin' Out!
Today was a lazy day for me, but some people, they have a job to do, and they really need a hand!
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Everyone's Got Something to be Thankful For!
So you and your best friend are mysteriously now women? Are you grateful for your supportive wives?
Sunday, November 22, 2020
A Public Service Announcement For Those Recently Turned Into Women!
I used to live with THREE women of various ages. I know exactly what to do if this happens!
Saturday, November 21, 2020
This Chair Is NOT Like A Bench .. I Promise!
I love it when weird lyrics inspire me to make a caption. Which song is it from? Take a guess!
Thursday, November 19, 2020
Obsessive Compulsive Behaviors!
Maybe you can't cure it, but perhaps there are ways to mitigate any damages? Dr. Mentia's on the case!
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Definitely A Classy Chassis!
All the right parts in all the right places!
Sunday, November 15, 2020
You're Still Going to be in the Wedding Party!
This picture just brought out this story that I'd probably would have loved to have happen ..
Friday, November 13, 2020
Kaitlyn .. The Permanent Temp!
Tried to get a Belladonna / Sarine Davis type of feel to this caption. Did I succeed? Let me know!
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Durned If You Dew! Wishes Gone South!
Yeah, this caption isn't quite politically correct, but yew all came here all for dah captionz and stuff!
Monday, November 9, 2020
We Won the Bet! Yay?!?
Who doesn't love a TG Caption title that includes a interrobang?!? C'mon inside to see why!
Saturday, November 7, 2020
Don't Bogart ALL the Fun, Dude!
Sometimes party animals are the biggest party poopers too!
Thursday, November 5, 2020
Let 'er Rip!
Too much seriousness going on in the world right now. Time to be really silly! That's what I think!
Tuesday, November 3, 2020
Decision 2020 - Vance's Resolve!
Why sit on the fence, when you can sit on a bench? True words to live by!
Sunday, November 1, 2020
Not Very Saint Like on All Saint's Day!
But true love conquers all on November 1st, at least on my blog. Come on inside and see!
Friday, October 30, 2020
We've All Got It Made This Halloween!
What is there to clean up after Halloween? Plenty! Come inside and keep yourselves tidy!
Wednesday, October 28, 2020
This Is Halloween! Halloween! Pumpkins SCREAM in the Dad of Night!
Boys and girls of every age .. Wouldn't you like to see something strange? Pop culture awaits!
Monday, October 26, 2020
What Constitutes a Pleasant Autumn Weekend?!?
I guess it all depends on your point of view. What says you? C'mon inside and we'll discuss it!
Friday, October 23, 2020
Seek, and Ye Shall Find!
Is it really Hide and Seek if no one is actually looking for you? Figured I'd ask!
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Karen's Getting a Whole New Point of View!
A new point of view is just a point and click away!
Friday, October 16, 2020
Benched .. for Halloween!
Yeah. Another bench story, which was inspired by a Kaaren comment. Thanks for being a muse!
Monday, October 12, 2020
Your Size Is Not Always a Plus!
Although it might be if you keep shopping at the same stores!
Friday, October 9, 2020
What's Wrong Babe? You Keep Staring ..
Something seems slightly off kilter, don't you think? Come inside, and you'll find out why!
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
A Voracious Lover ..
She'll never bite off more than she can chew, but she's got a sweet tooth for men!
Saturday, October 3, 2020
I'll Give This Caption an "A" For Effort!
It's not often that I make an caption that seems so animated, yet lifelike!
Thursday, October 1, 2020
Lacy's a Tall Drink of .. Potion!?!
Well, you know the deal, don't you? Some things shrink more than others!
Monday, September 28, 2020
VR Is So Damn Realistic Now!
Just a standard TG caption, but it's for someone special who I miss dearly. Hey, Helena!
Thursday, September 24, 2020
There's a Reason They Closed All of the Dressing Rooms!
Something for my recently returned sister in TG captioning crime .. Karen!
