Well, just perhaps we will find the answer in this caption .. but I doubt it!
This year, I decided to be at least a peripheral character in a few of the holiday captions I made this year.
And I wanted to make a Christmas caption that had the feels, and also some squirmy bits too. Hopefully this one gives you all of that, and more! Isn't that what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown?
I am not sure what else to say that I haven't already said during this caption roll out for the holidays. I am writing these up all in one weekend, so I don't know exactly which one will be posted on which day, but I still have one more to go to get them all completed, the one which I will post around midnight on Christmas Eve, for my traditional Christmas Day caption .. one that usually stars me.
If I haven't said it in a few days, or even if I have to repeat myself. I adore you all, and wish you all the best and that all your dreams and desires come true. If I could snap my fingers, and make it happen, I wouldn't think twice. Thank you for being there me and I hope my captions and discussions take you to a happy place whenever you need it!
It's not Christmas until I give the Vandal's Christmas album a spin, metaphorically of course. I don't have my turntable hooked up at the moment. But anyway, oh what fun, it is to sing .. "Chop it off, Chop it off .. my penis, chop it off!" I know it's tongue in cheek, but still relatively respectful!
The rules lawyer in me is wondering whether or not the hex could be fooled if they took down the tree and replaced it with a different tree or if the hex is also tied into the ornaments. Buuuuuuuut that wouldn't be nearly as fun and the rule of fun is the only one that matters in TG caps!
ReplyDeleteThere's ONE in every crowd, isn't there? You cheeky bastard! LOL
DeleteI mean, the way the hex is worded, how do we know that the artificial tree will make him a woman again NEXT year when it goes up?
Questions, questions! I want ANSWERS DAMMIT!
Another great cap Dee....you're on a holiday roll!!!
ReplyDeleteBetween getting ready for our extremely limited Christmas this year and all the blogs and reading all your delightful caps...I can barely keep up....but I'm trying extra hard!!!!
And we all love you Dee....I don't normally speak for others but I feel pretty safe in saying that....and we all wish you peace and happiness and a far, far better year than the one we'll be leaving behind soon!!!!
Hugs and Kisses
From me and the Mrs.
Thank you so very much. I am sure you'll love the last 2+ captions (yes, there is an after Christmas / Boxing Day caption too!) but maybe for different reasons.
DeleteI am certainly hoping for a better year. Most people don't even know most of the story of what has happened to the Mentia family and friends. I am definitely going to try to rise above it all in 2021.
Definitely a holiday roll, as I don't have much going on here with family and friends this year due to pandemic and other things, so I jumped into this full force as a distraction, and for the most part I do think it worked. Getting back to normality, both in real life and on this blog, might be a bit of an adjustment I think!
And you posted at 5:07 AM .. so you MUST be really busy! I think that is another reason why I'd be a horrible sissy .. I am much more for sleeping IN on mornings if I can help it!
After our brother comes home The tree is moved into my room for safekeeping as a permanent reminder of christmas and because mum likes having 2 daughters and one hero son.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Mom will feel about this. Maybe she already had a good idea .. or worked this out with Sis ahead of time. As usual, my captions leave details out so others can come up with their own interpretations and I think that is a good thing.
DeleteOh, I love this! The spell, the tree, the holiday surprises . . . I'm kind of thinking we bought the wrong tree. Either that, or we just have the wrong friends.
ReplyDeleteCare to share that incantation, Dee? :)
I left it in my other witches costume. No, not THAT one, the other one. Fine, I have a closet filled with mystical Wiccan garb! Maybe it's in the other closet ... or the storage locker. One of those places has it I'm sure!
DeleteI wonder if subconsciously I wrote this one because I didn't put up our traditional tree this year due to circumstances. Next year, I plan on having all my friends and family come over and put the ornaments on the tree .. as that was the GF's gig, not mine. Then we can celebrate her the way she should be. Hopefully things will be more normal at the end of 2021.
You had a tough year, one I wouldn't wish on anybody, but I'm glad to hear you're coping and able to look forward to next year. I'm sure she'd approve.
DeleteIf you were closer, I'd say damn the bubbles, you're spending Christmas at our house. Goddess can be very insistent on not taking 'no' for an answer. :)
I'm doing what I can to figure things out. I am probably behind on where I should be for grief, but luckily, there is no set plan out there. I need to clear out some stuff of hers, but still not quite ready yet for that.
DeleteAnd thank you for the offer, though I was pretty sure you were in Canada. If so, then you're definitely my Canadian girlfriend! I have not been to Canada yet, though I'm pretty sure my ancestors came from there. I might try to sign up for a quick month on ancestry.com to find some backstory to my family. Since I'm very French, I figure it might be worth it to see if I have some Native American in me too, since the French were well known for discovering new people, and fucking them senseless!
I will try to stay on your Goddess' good side, though I think we'd bond over teasing and tormenting you big time, Sally dearest!
Merry Christmas Dee. I love this caption too. Good fun to be stuck in the hex for a along time. After such there no going back. Anyway one hero Son and two cute daughters is good.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you too Aidan! Glad you are digging it. Got two+ captions left for the holidays!
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