Thursday, July 30, 2015

I Wear the Pant(ie)s in this Family!


Summer vacation is about to get interesting!

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

He Fought the Law, and Mom Won .. a New Daughter!


I blew the sheriff, but I did not fuck the deputy!

Monday, July 27, 2015

Girls Can Be Indecisive, Especially When They Were Once Boys


Not sure this is a typical Dee caption, but come inside to read it anyway!

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Sobriety Checkpoints Are So Much More Detailed Now!


Now I know my Z-Y-X. Tell me that I'm built for sex? Yay!

Saturday, July 25, 2015

UNLEASH THE DEE-MENTIA PLAGUE!


Damien didn't take too well to the halls of academia, huh?

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Monday, July 20, 2015

The Non-Traditional Geisha!


Don't you think it is time to modernize the whole enterprise?

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Thursday, July 16, 2015

The Traveler's Dilemma


In a fight between Magic and Science, which one usually wins?

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

A "Warm" Wedding Reception!


If you have a foot fetish, wedding receptions are the place to be!

Monday, July 13, 2015

Guppies Should Never Swim in a Shark Tank!


This is the dawning of the age of Aquarium, age of Aquarium! A-QUAR-I-UM!

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen .. Your Prom Date Is Here!


I guess that is what Dad gets for being too nihilistic with his perky daughter!

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Old Habits Die Harder .. and DIY Challenge Results!


Some people are just "old souls" while others were recycled!

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Is It Still Polite to Stare at Your Own Brand New Tits?


I don't think that Miss Manners covers that in her weekly column!

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Acting Your Parts Exactly As Written!


Sometimes, from mistakes flow a much better solution!

Monday, July 6, 2015

Post Fourth of July Caption Sale .. Passing the Savings on to YOU!


So, before I was rudely interrupted by some simply nasty multi-cellular organisms!

Friday, July 3, 2015

Very Sick!

I probably will not be around for some time as I have a CENSORED. Please keep me in you thoughts while I fight this! I will update when I am out of the hospital.