This Is Not How You Expected to Spend Black Friday, Is It?
It's great when you come up with an idea, and the photo you find makes the story even better!
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Friday, November 29, 2019
Wednesday, November 27, 2019
How to Deal with the Family at Thanksgiving!
Why not try to use their paranoia and world view against them?
Monday, November 25, 2019
I Wonder If That Makes You an Ex Dick Van .. Dyke!
Well, who doesn't want a bit of wish fulfillment? Not everyone can live Kaaren's life!
Sunday, November 24, 2019
Fun Times at the Carnival .. Fun Times Indeed!
Make sure you go to a reputable Carnival!
Thursday, November 21, 2019
It's Not WHAT You Say, It's Whose Saying It That Makes All the Difference
Sometimes we all need a wormhole ... whatever you call your vagina is up to you, sweetie-pie!
Tuesday, November 19, 2019
You'll Appreciate Our Remodeling Efforts! We Guarantee It!
When they are done, they call in the pipe layers! Their hats aren't the only things that are hard!
Sunday, November 17, 2019
Getting Laid Takes On a Whole New Meaning Here!
I almost went with duct tape, or flipping Jezebel the bird .. before I made this caption for her!
Saturday, November 16, 2019
Read My Lips .. No New Jinxes!
This was certainly one of my odder captions in the last five years or so!
Thursday, November 14, 2019
Hitting the Snooze Button on the Fire Alarm for a Fashion Emergency!
I wonder if Sally Bend sees this caption here first, or on the Haven in her trading folder?
Tuesday, November 12, 2019
Not Quite the Answer He Wanted From Dee
I'm not one to mince words, am I? John certainly found that out!
Sunday, November 10, 2019
Wanna Gamble? Is Lady Luck on Your Side?
As always, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! A Blog Exclusive!
Friday, November 8, 2019
You Should Explore EVERY Single Employment Opportunity!
You never see advertisements for Help Wanted - Waitresses at a Hooter's restaurant .. why is that?
Wednesday, November 6, 2019
Bath Bombs Baby, it's a Blast, Blast, Blast!
Hmmm, my second caption dealing with Bath Bombs. Does that make it a trope yet?
Tuesday, November 5, 2019
Three Cheers for Chloe's Squad Goals Progress!
Teen girls can be SO passive aggressive, even when supportive!
Sunday, November 3, 2019
A Tourist Trap! Nadine's Vacation Itinerary!
Who said it wasn't safe to travel to foreign countries nowadays? I might even get a passport now!
Saturday, November 2, 2019
Every Morning Is Just the Same Old Routine .. Or Is It Really?
Think about this caption the next time you say to the barber or waitress, "I'll have the usual."
