Payback's a Bitch! .. and So Is the Devil!
I really like the cut of your jib! What's a jib? Promote that man!
2 minutes ago
Sunday, June 30, 2019
Saturday, June 29, 2019
Breaking Through the Endless Cycle ... Cheer Them On!
You've got to rise above! Even more when it's your own flesh and blood.
Thursday, June 27, 2019
Taco Bout a Bunch of Balloons That Misspells Your Masculine Doom!
To think I almost misspelled misspell in the title! And what the hell does it even mean? Right?
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Sissies Are Truly Rebels Amongst the Revolutionary!
.. or totally something else! So try being the most noble sissy you can be!
Sunday, June 23, 2019
A SUDDEN Leave of Absence!
Sometimes, when you got to get a way, you've REALLY got to get away ..
Thursday, June 20, 2019
The Three Amigos Are Acting Up Again!
Though when they are older, a bunch of guys will be whistling at the Tres Mamacitas!
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
More Than An Equal Opportunity Employer!
Did this blog hit 20 million views about 10 days ago? It most certainly did!
Sunday, June 16, 2019
It'd Have Been Much Easier With Snapchat, but This Was Much More Fulfilling!
Why bother with gender-bender filters when you can do the real thing right at home?
Saturday, June 15, 2019
It's a Stereotypical Summer Weekend
I have honestly run out of melon word play from the other captions I've made to pun any new ones!
Thursday, June 13, 2019
And The Stanley Cup Winner is ...
.. not known as of when I wrote most of this! Come inside to see if Damien won .. or lost!
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
How Do You Say, "We're Fucked!" in French?
Well, I think you need to come inside to learn some of the language of love!
Sunday, June 9, 2019
You Fought the Lab and the ... Lab Won! Well, eventually!
There's a reason why most cars out there have ferocious names like Cougar and Impala!
Saturday, June 8, 2019
Stacy's Mom Has Got It Going On
Well, yeah, I stole stuff from a 15 year old or so song. Just guess who gets changed into whom?
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Taking Over the Life of the One Who Stole Yours
Hmm, this caption is more about the sense of being, rather than an actual plot.
Monday, June 3, 2019
The Moment of Truth with an Unknown Resolution for Dawn
Sometimes the best way to win "a war" is to know when to pick your battles.
Sunday, June 2, 2019
Calvin Supports PETA As Best He Can For Dee's Sake!
Honestly, I think the result would have been the same if Calvin supported PETRA instead!
