I never seem to find the purveyors of real magic. It is usually just some hack in an old tuxedo! This was a picture that Nadine was offering in a 2 for 1 deal. I had a feeling that no one else would use the photo, since it wasn't one that screamed out for a caption. I have a fondness for orphaned pictures, so I decided I wanted to give it a chance to shine.
The first thing I had thought of was the 2 scenes in Rocky Horror Picture show where Frank seduces both Janet and Brad seperately. It has that same feel in the way it is composed. From there, it turned into a standard magic trick with the instant transformation (usually involving one person tied up and put in a trunk, then the other person holds up a sheet, then when it falls, they've switched positions. (Even Houdini and his wife performed this trick.) This would be the type of fun that someone with REAL magic skills would do to keep himself interested.
As a master of misdirection, he made it so that everyone thought that the trick was the removal of clothing. No one saw THAT coming, huh? Yeah, I know. Everyone saw that coming! But hey, even when you know the secrets, you can still appreciate the artistry behind it! Also want to note that I made this caption at work, so it is one of the few that do not have my distinctive font, since that computer only has a limited amount of fonts to work with.
Formspring sent me this SOFTBALL question which doesn't seem hard to answer at all.
I can only assume that the whole question was cut off. I mean, honestly, the way it is phrased right now, it sounds like, "Well, you have a choice ... you can either eat everything you want and never gain weight .. or you can diet and have a 80 percent chance of staying thin ... which do you choose?"
You have an opportunity to be a woman, either a sexy lead singer in a band or an average woman with a very mundane life. You'll be the singer for forever and live a wild life full of experiences and the average woman you'll have to live her life and job
Since I've been a lead singer in bands throughout many years, I don't see why I wouldn't choose being a sexy lead singer with lots of wild experiences. There would have to be some sort of "but if you were the sexy lead singer, you could never eat dairy products again" which I would have to pass on since I worship all cheese related products.
Unfortunately, Formspring has a character limit (probably 140 like twitter) so that long questions get cut off. Caitlyn also sent me a question about an hour ago that I only got what I assume is a smidgen of what she wanted to say. If you wish to ask me a long question anonymously, make sure you spread it out over a few submissions. If you don't mind being identified, it is probably better to send the question in a PM to me in the Haven.
DISCUSSION QUESTION: Caption often use plots over and over again. It comes with the territory I think, especially in regards to defined standards of femininity. What plot devices and situations are you completely sick of? Are there any particular type of caption you could probably NEVER get enough of, no matter how many you viewed? I will save my answers for later so I don't step on others responses.