A Birthday Caption for Me? A Guest Caption from Helena!
.. and it looks like a few of you are joining me! Plus a few bonus captions!
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Thursday, June 30, 2016
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
You Don't Need Glasses to See You Are Insecure!
Which means you really are becoming a woman, Anny!
Sunday, June 26, 2016
A Redesign .. Re-boosting the Bustier!
Sometimes you need inspiration to create a new invention. Or just a mile in someone else's bra!
Saturday, June 25, 2016
TG Daffinitions! Alfred E Newman would be proud!
Well, if corporate mascots were real and were into licentious product with prurient interest!
Thursday, June 23, 2016
I Mean, Who Doesn't Know How to Tie a Necktie?
Well, other than Damien, the male version of me? Yeah, he still hasn't a clue!
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Don't Rock the Boat, Baby! Don't Tit the Boat Over!
The good news is that you are a healthy woman. The bad news is that you are a very healthy woman!
Sunday, June 19, 2016
Giving Your Daughter Exactly What She Needs! Happy Father's Day Again!
Milk .. It does a mommy's body good! Trust me on that!
Saturday, June 18, 2016
Happy Father's Day! .. and a New DIY Challenge for June!
Sometimes Fathers do things for their Kingdom. Daughters do the same things for love!
Thursday, June 16, 2016
I Want You to Want Me - Definitely Not a Cheap Trick!
Surrender, Surrender .. But don't give yourself away .. away .. away!!! We're ALL ALRIGHT!
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
When Did Geeks Start Taking Over the World? Baby, Talk Nerdy to Me!
Don't answer. It's rhetorical. In today's world, being a brute isn't the survival skill that it used to be!
Sunday, June 12, 2016
Don't Be a Square! Come On Down To Rubik's Dance Club!
It's all the TG you could want in a fun equation .. cubed!
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Cheerio! Your Stepmother Definitely Isn't Mary Poppins!
Plus an extra insta-caption referring to the recent Richard Simmons / National Enquirer brouhaha!
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
A Booby Trapped Diary? Nah! That'll Never Happen!
Especially when it's posted to a TG Caption blog! What are we, some sort of witches or something?
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Dee Is Definitely Not the Fuller Bush Salesperson! Answer the Door Wendy!
.. and we've got the DIY Challenge results too! So let's ring the doorbell and head on inside!
Friday, June 3, 2016
Haven't You Ever Just Wanted to be Evil? Even for Just One Minute?
A new caption? WTF! Don't say I never spoil you! Just make sure you put on your evil clothes!
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Why Do They Call You Tobacco Joe?
You know, there is a power to your name. Just ask Rumpelstiltskin!
