Don't Rock the Boat, Baby! Don't Tit the Boat Over!

The good news is that you are a healthy woman. The bad news is that you are a very healthy woman!

Well I had a "I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news" idea that came to me when saw this picture, which I knew would be striking when placed into a caption setting. I thought about all those monster movies of the 60's where someone would be dumping harmful chemicals into the water, and at some point, a dead body would reanimate into a hideous sea creature that would hunt and feast on women in bikinis, because it was the 60's and that is what monsters did, ok?

That brought me back to the present day, and with the continual use of antibiotics in raising animals, and overabundance of them in our water table, to the point where they are losing their effectiveness and we'll need stronger ones against new strains that are already out. There are also quite a bit of hormones leaching into our food as well, as a few studies are noting that in making poultry and farm animals larger, we are getting more hormones into our bodies, even causing puberty to arrive earlier than in the past. Depressing news, right?

Well, not here in TG Caption land! We can take those nasty true stories and base fantastical events that make us all busty, fertile women! And we'll be even healthier afterwards! And we'll all have to share a few good men to make sure humanity survives, or at least a few she males that still have enough balls to produce sperm.

Anyway, I loved the idea of the new body fighting off any attempts to "fix" itself back to the way it used to be. Whether it was due to the antibiotics or just evolution kicking in, either way seemed appealing when placed in TG Caption format.

I didn't think about it when I made this or posted it, but I wonder if she'll make men "heal" the way she did. Are her glands making even more hormones to give to others? Is there something in her bodily fluids that will infect those who get close enough to swap them with her? If so, I'm guessing that doctor and his associates will sexy looking females in a few days too!

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I was very right on the nose about page hits for the breast feeding caption I posted on Sunday. It's gotten about half of the hits that the last one did, and only reached about a 3rd of what a usual Sunday night post receives. Oh well, I go where my muse, and my trade recipients, go and it did very well on the Haven, so I don't mind it "bombing" here on the blog. I really thought it was a touching and loving caption, even if you aren't into pregnancy, since it was about a father's love of his daughter.

Apparently we had "don't ask, don't tell" much earlier than we thought!

Way back when our military was much more open and affirming!