It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Candy .. Sugar and Spice!

Making a girl is so much easier to do!

On to day two of my challenge and I've made at least FIVE comments on both days, so I'm doing pretty good so far. I am not sure if I will try to do more on certain days knowing that I won't be around to do much on others. That MIGHT be cheating, but I don't want to fall off the wagon!

I have 95 percent of what I need for my new computer so its now the one I'm using .. and I'll snag everything else as time permits. I still have to install non-essential stuff, like all my music creation software, games, etc .. but I don't have to switch back and forth between the old and new computer anymore to do my basic everyday stuff.  Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle stati ... computer!

For this caption, I was trying for an everyday feel, and something towards the mundane. Its a few days or so and the initial "holy shit!" moments are long gone. Now its the "I am going to have to cope with this while still trying to figure out how to change back" vibe. Of course, I have to have some humor in it .. Dee always tries to get some of that in there .. so chocolate is RIGHT up the aisle.

For those not in the know, chocolate can really help with menstrual issues. I believe its the caffeine or whatever the hell else is in there that is a mood enhancer. So the next time someone you care about is complaining about her period, give her a 2 liter bottle of coke and a few Hershey bars. That should really help diffuse what could end up a hostage situation! LOL

I can't wait to start captioning again! Perhaps tomorrow, depending on what I need to do after work.

DISCUSSION QUESTION: Any requests on what my first caption on the new computer should be about? If you have any topic choices, or a picture (include the link) you might like to see captioned, post them below in the comment section. I'm also still looking for people that would like to take up the challenge offered up in the last post!


  1. Nice cap there Dee. I think your the first cap off your new computer should somehow involve making a new computer. Maybe that brand new SSD is actually a silly sissy dominator?

    1. unfortunately I ran out of money for an SSD .. so I am using one of the old hard drives for now, though its a Caviar Black 7200 so its not that bad.

      Sounds like a pretty good idea though. I might have time to caption tomorrow!

  2. Glad to hear your new comp is almost complete! I agree with Caitlyn. Show us te power of your new batt- workstation.

    I see both spells as equally difficult though. While obtaining puppy dog tails is morally questionable at best, id consider snips to be a bigger hurdle. How on earth do you capture a sound?

    Making a girl is even worse though! Sure sugar and spice are bountiful, but *everything* nice!? How in blazes are you supposed to get everything which can be considered nice?

    1. Its really a trick question .. everything nice has a dual purpose for something evil, Which is why its identified with creating females! LOL

      I am guessing we could just get the formula from Professor Utonium and NOT add chemical X.

    2. Awwww.. but I want super powers!