I don't have as many differing origins stories as the Joker .. YET!
This was originally going to be a quickie caption with a setup and a punchline .. "What the hell are you doing Liam?" "Oh Mom! I didn't mean for you to catch me all dressed up like this .. I can explain. Well .." "I really don't care at the moment, blow out those candles before you set this whole house on fire!"
Or something like that. But I put the image into a caption setting, typed in the first line .. and then got distracted by a few phone calls. A best friend, a woman I'm dating getting home from work .. and then I came back and I ruminated on it a bit more, thinking I could flesh out the entire thing without having to make the text huge .. and then I'd have had to re-set it to have text on the picture instead.
So I started writing, and .. well Mistress Dee .. well, Mistress in Training Dee came out and decided she wanted to be part of the caption, and as you know .. it's hard to keep her out of trouble! At first I thought of a bet, but I'd have had to have been there to see it through, and thought that it'd be even better if I slightly manipulated Liam into doing what I wanted .. and worst case scenario, I've got blackmail video if he doesn't comply further. And since he's a teenage boy, he was even more clueless as to my plans. Literally .. he didn't see the name analog from Liam to Leah? That boy DESERVES those panties he'll be wearing every day now! Honestly, I think in this case Dee came upon the s!ssy equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel. Perhaps I could have converted him with just a kiss or some making out .. but it'll still be worth it!
So in that way, I have 2 bits of plot to work with in that space, and I can tie them both up into a neat little bow, like the one on the headboard of Leah's sister. I guess you could say that I got 2 zingers for the price of one.
Hmmm, not sure if the image will pop up, but hopefully it brings you to a tasty cover of The Joker by the Steve Miller Band, as done by Keith Urban. Dude can really play the guitar!




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