What's the Deal with Women and Bathrooms .. plus a Bonus for Zoe!

Well, going to be gone until July 5th, so you get TWO captions to hold you over. That's a bargain!

To me, bathrooms are totally utilitarian in nature, as in, when nature calls, you get in and get out! However, for women, it's a much different vibe, possibly because they spend more time there doing stuff .. so they want it to be much fancier. Well, now you understand exactly why there's a good reason to invest in a home with better creature comforts! Just think about this the next time your wife is asking you renovate your dwelling .. perhaps you'll be pampering yourself too!

This caption was made for Keaparrot (she liked to be a fit woman that doesn't have ridiculous curves) and it was created because I found the picture while I was looking for something to use with a bit of a story that Zoe had sent me a week or two ago, which you can see right here:

I took what she had submitted to me, edited it a bit for clarity and continuity, and then added the last paragraph to give it some closure. I think it works well paired with the picture I found, especially once I added that last bit to cover for the younger protagonist in the photo. I thought, since it was HIS first period, it would probably be a good connection to have it be one of HER first periods.

And I know it seems cliché, but I just remember when my daughter was suffering through some horrible periods, she was always so happy when I brought home a bunch of candy bars and midol after work. So moms, and dads who are also moms, at least online .. know best!

Sooooo, what do you think about the captions? Any insights as to what you liked, or didn't like, about them both? What other "feminine experiences" should I make captions about that might focus on something that hasn't been played out yet? Please let me know in the comments!