I'll Do ANYTHING to Keep This a Secret!

Oh, the pains we must go through to be altruistic with our offspring!

This is probably nothing more than a wish fulfillment caption, but hey, isn't that what we are here for, at least partially? OK, mostly all the time!

Please do read the caption first, as thar be spoilers ahead!

OK .. so, there's a saying that there is nothing more cunning than a teenage girl. Well, the addendum to that would be, UNLESS there's a middle aged man in a teenage girl's body! I think what I like most about this caption though, is that his daughter's best friend, not only knew that something was up, but immediately came up with the correct conclusion. It's my main reason for writing this caption up in the first place.

And what man wouldn't do anything he could to make sure his daughter can get into a good school? Maybe she doesn't test well, and this is a good way to have her SAT's match her grades, or give her the push to get into an Ivy League school? That's just good parenting!

My main concern is, how did the real Mandee let him leave the house dressed like that? Maybe it was a comfort issue of not feeling exposed, but he was SUPPOSED to be inconspicuous! And another thing I love is that he's trying to act the way he THINKS she acts, or more likely, how he would LIKE her to act. Dads can be quite clueless, or maybe try to fool themselves that their daughters are innocent and sweet.

But on the other hand, with age comes wisdom, and we adults can often see how unsubtle teenagers can be. I know of so many adults that know way ahead of the declaration of "out of the closetness" that their children or their children's friends were setting off gaydar .. even before they might have officially known themselves.

So all of that informs this caption, and gives you the impetus of its creation .. with some wish fulfillment in there as well for all the perverts out there, myself included! Hope you enjoy this, and leave comments below, as this is yet ANOTHER blog exclusive. Seven of the first eleven captions posted this year are only available here on my blog. That's value you won't get anywhere else!

My goddess, the harmonies! Utter perfection!