Last One Out of 2020 .. Turn Off the Lights!
And then put a bullet in its fucking head! We don't want no zombie 2020 coming back to eat us alive!
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Thursday, December 31, 2020
Tuesday, December 29, 2020
Honestly, What Kind of Friend Do You Think I Am?
Well, what would you do for your "Canadian Girlfriend" because all this has to be worth it, you know?
Sunday, December 27, 2020
Saturday, December 26, 2020
Nobody Out Grinches Dee Mentia! Nobody! Happy Boxing Day!
Just something I whipped up the other day, to hopefully transition me back to non-holiday captions!
Thursday, December 24, 2020
The Memories of Christmas Past ..Time Waits for No Man, or Woman
There are some ghosts that I would love to be visited with on Christmas morning.
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
Christmas Eve .. A Place of Warmth Where You Least Expect It!
Like a Tom Waits song, but in Dee Mentia caption format .. and without that deep growl!
Tuesday, December 22, 2020
Why Can't EVERY DAY Be Christmas Day?!?
Well, just perhaps we will find the answer in this caption .. but I doubt it!
Monday, December 21, 2020
Not Your Usual Christmas Pageant!
There might be a lot of people saying "Jesus!" but it definitely isn't a religious experience!
Sunday, December 20, 2020
They Call Me Back Door Santa!
If you can't handle what I've got in my sack .. I'll make a few alterations and fill you up all right!
Saturday, December 19, 2020
A Double Shot of Holiday Captions! Yeah, I Think I Made One Too Many This Year!
And I'm definitely going to hell for creating this holiday movie poster! Praise Jehovah!
Friday, December 18, 2020
Does Sissy Kaaren Have a Younger Brother? Merry Christmas Bro!
What a frothy Dee-light we have for everyone on this wintry night!
Thursday, December 17, 2020
Silver Bells? Big Blue Balls? It's Christmas Time, Mr. Shitty! Plus TWO Bonus Xmas Captions!
Why does Santa always land on the roof? Because he likes it on top!
Wednesday, December 16, 2020
#TwoPeopleOneTeam .. The Christmas Selfie! Plus a Bonus Follow-up!
Yeah, you just KNOW where this is going to lead by Labor Day, right?
Tuesday, December 15, 2020
The 'Horrid Holiday Garb' Party!
Tom'll never wear an ugly Christmas sweater again .. unless it's belted at the waist with a pair of heels!
Monday, December 14, 2020
2020 DIY Christmas Challenge Results Kicking Off the Holiday Season!
I wanted to start off the holiday cheer with lots of DIY Goodies for everyone to read!
Saturday, December 12, 2020
Seeing Things Clearly Now!
If I was REALLY so smart, then why did I party so much as a youth?
Thursday, December 10, 2020
Dressing Up Your Stupid Masculine Theory!
Not sure exactly where I was going with this one, and I'm not sure I actually got there either!
Tuesday, December 8, 2020
So, Can ANYTHING Be a Bench Caption?
.. or are people just too caught up in my own little world to notice things such as that?
Sunday, December 6, 2020
Dee Sets the Agenda! .. But You Knew That Already, Didn't You?
Dee .. an evil secretary? Nah! I am actually more of an evil office manager!
Friday, December 4, 2020
I'm Not OK .. I Promise! PLUS .. An XMAS DIY Challenge For Everyone!
Come inside for the XMAS DIY Challenge .. and a bit of a survey for everyone! PLEASE READ!
Thursday, December 3, 2020
The Package Left at Dave's Door!
No man! Dave's not here right now. And no, Dave probably won't be a man much longer.
Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Putting My Foot Down! Well, Someone's Foot Is Being Put Down!
Who doesn't love a happy ending? Wait. You don't think this is a happy ending? Well, it is!
