Three Virgin Guys .. and a Magic Rock!
I think that Damien kid could be a great lawyer if he wanted to be!
10 minutes ago
Monday, June 29, 2020
Saturday, June 27, 2020
Much Sexier Than the Smoot-Hawley Act of 1930!
Who'd have guessed that The New Deal put so many people into fancy lingerie?
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Pretty, Pretty Please!
If you ever, ever feel .. like you're nothing .. You're fuckin' perfect .. to me!
Monday, June 22, 2020
It's All A Matter of Black and White!
I think that most sissies will realize what is wrong RIGHT from the photo in this caption!
Saturday, June 20, 2020
Staggering Around on Father's Day!
Well, at least THIS year, you can blame the stiletto heels, right?!?
Friday, June 19, 2020
It Can't Rain All the Time.
What are you supposed to be, a clown or something? Sometimes.
Thursday, June 18, 2020
Hmmm, That IS NOT a UV Light?
I's not a tanning bed either! After the light it done though, Felix's body will be uniformly .. girly!
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
You Can't Take Supplements Without Becoming Supple Yourself!
Apparently I have been spelling that word wrong since .. I found out today! Yikes!
Monday, June 15, 2020
Form Fitting .. It's a Cinch!
They don't call them body shapers for nothing, right?
Saturday, June 13, 2020
Bending Over Backwards for My Wife!
It helps to be very flexible when it comes to your marital relationship.
Wednesday, June 10, 2020
Life Seems So Much More VIBRANT Now!
When you can't do anything for awhile, the mundane can seem so much more exciting and vital!
Monday, June 8, 2020
A Meta Bench Caption with a Touch of Modern Noir
Yes I am French, so let me drop some ennui on you, unless you aren't interested!
Sunday, June 7, 2020
Mom Said to Sort Through These Old Boxes of Clothes!
Something tells me there still might be some boys clothing to donate to the poor!
Thursday, June 4, 2020
Walking to Work After A Long Hiatus
Maybe all your commutes be filled with magical benches! New blog exclusive caption inside!
Tuesday, June 2, 2020
Karen Is Going to Miss the New Normal!
Probably the last Covid-19 caption for the time being. I think we're all Cornoa'd out!
