Opening a Bottle to Celebrate My Victory! .. Oh, Put a Cork in It!

What do you do when the ultimate bet for your manhood goes wrong? Just keep plugging away!

And don't give away the twist off ending!

Hand's up if you saw the ending coming? And if you did, you are more perverted than I am. Honestly, good job if a look at that picture made you think the same thing it made me think.

Maybe because it's not something I usually work with, meaning full frontal nudity. Just something about the pose and how nonchalant she was in exposing her privates publicly .. and the environment she was doing it in, just gave me that silly as hell idea.

I just love how absurd this caption is, and in a way, how non-traditionally sexy it feels. It's captions like this where I really miss my former friends on the Haven: Steffie, Jess and Petra. They'd have been ALL over this one. Bren would have chuckled over it too. I'm glad I have some newer friends that come by and enjoy it's bizarro mentality. Glad that everyone here has a good idea of who I am, and what I write, or this might make them question my sanity.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy! It's a blog exclusive, because I couldn't imagine anyone necessarily wanting to receive this as a trade caption on the current Haven who'd have the verve to appreciate it on its own level. Please do leave comments below.