Sunday, July 7, 2019

Opening a Bottle to Celebrate My Victory! .. Oh, Put a Cork in It!


What do you do when the ultimate bet for your manhood goes wrong? Just keep plugging away!


And don't give away the twist off ending!

Hand's up if you saw the ending coming? And if you did, you are more perverted than I am. Honestly, good job if a look at that picture made you think the same thing it made me think.

Maybe because it's not something I usually work with, meaning full frontal nudity. Just something about the pose and how nonchalant she was in exposing her privates publicly .. and the environment she was doing it in, just gave me that silly as hell idea.

I just love how absurd this caption is, and in a way, how non-traditionally sexy it feels. It's captions like this where I really miss my former friends on the Haven: Steffie, Jess and Petra. They'd have been ALL over this one. Bren would have chuckled over it too. I'm glad I have some newer friends that come by and enjoy it's bizarro mentality. Glad that everyone here has a good idea of who I am, and what I write, or this might make them question my sanity.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy! It's a blog exclusive, because I couldn't imagine anyone necessarily wanting to receive this as a trade caption on the current Haven who'd have the verve to appreciate it on its own level. Please do leave comments below.


6 comments:

  1. Nope....didn't see it coming at all....but I did get a great laugh out of it!!!
    Just imagine her at the church picnic!!!!
    Truly twisted and weird but then I'd expect no less from you Dee!!!
    Loved it!!!!
    Kisses
    Kaaren

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    1. I just knew you'd have something to say! LOL

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  2. Totally did not see that coming . . . but, then again, neither did she! ;)

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  3. Didn't see it coming either, then again, this is the Dee Mentia level normal that most people would call absurd.

    As for receiving this lovely piece of art, there are probably more people over at the Haven than you think who would appreciate this story. Only a few of them might not like the picture of the girls bottle opener.

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    1. Got a point, but I didn't want to "make it" for someone to find out they didn't like it. I just know that one of the people I named above, especially Steffie or Petra would have laughed their asses off and loved it.

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