Really had trouble coming up with a title for this freshly created caption. Give me a better one!
Wasn't sure what to call this one. Almost something like "The Familial College is as Flawed as the Electoral College." Still not sure which is better. Feel free to school me below with a better title for this caption. I wouldn't mind at all!
Anyway, I thought it could be interesting to do a first person caption with a POV type photo, implying what is about to happen going forward. I made it for Simplysays, but I'm not sure she'll like it. There's always hoping! If she doesn't like it, I told her to not worry about returning a trade caption. This was something a bit different that I wanted to try, and I'm hoping I succeeded.
Along with a title, what do you think happened next? I have a pretty good idea, but let's see what you come up with. I'm guessing it is not,
"David filed for divorce and for full custody of his two boys due to the manipulative means by which his wife and his daughter managed to brainwash the family. Counselors were counteract the programming, making the boys even more masculine than they were before, and are currently training for mixed martial arts. Havenly Gates is under investigation for a number of malfeasance issues and gender discrimination against males, and likely many of the female leaders will be indicted for felonious behavior."
Record store day is tomorrow so be sure to hit up your local independent music store and spend some dollars to help support local businesses. Go old school and pick up some vinyl or even cassettes! I am going to try to find a nice vintage cassette deck so I can reconfigure my stereo system. Both of the dual cassettes were broken when my daughter was young and I never replaced it. Now she's older and I don't have to worry anymore (unless I get a grandkid someday!) so I'll see if I can hunt something down so I can transfer lots of my old tapes into CD's!
Just another rigged election!!!
ReplyDeleteWhile he stood....mouth agape....he didn't notice his daughter Dee step up behind him until he felt the syringe...the last thing he saw was the four of them looking down at him...then the world went black!!!!
Several weeks later as they were unpacking boxes in their new home he had a vague recollection of his life as a man....but of course that was ridiculous....he was a girl in every way....well except one...and that was such a small thing it wasn't even worth consideration!!!!
Obviously I liked this cap Dee....it has the darkness right there...and as you know from reading all my Matinee posts....I love that stuff!!!!
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Kaaren
Glad you liked it. There was so much smug attitude in the photo that it needed to be harnessed. Reading it again, it feels like something from Pretty Sissy Dani's old site from 20 years ago, and that makes me very happy!
DeleteOh, I love me some Alice Cooper. I know what today's hiking playlist is going to be.
ReplyDeleteI love the caption, but I totally agree that divorce, deprogramming, and martial arts are so NOT the next step. Even if he doesn't identify as a subby hubby, David was attracted to a smarter, more confident, more powerful woman for a reason and once the initial shock wears off . . . once he gets over his fear of what the rest of the world will think . . . he'll fall in line. It helps to have two cute sons to show him the way - I bet mom has been slowly and gently conditioning them towards the move for quite some time now.
Something tells me that you are correct about mom and the boys, though I am thinking that Dee had more to do with it than you thought. Perhaps she's the one that helped mom find a job in the first place. It was never stated what exactly Mom did for a living.
DeleteIt could be something like a crafts / hobby / fabric store. That doesn't pay very well in a city, but someplace where all the men are stuck at home being all sissy 1960's housewives, there's plenty of demand for yarn, dress patterns, and flower arrangements for hubby to create!
Amazing! I’d love a follow-up to see what the wife has planned for the husband.
ReplyDeleteI'd have to find another picture of the models, or maybe something close to it .. but I think Sally and Kaaren, plus my responses might indicate a good idea where the next caption would go.
DeleteAnd welcome to my humble abode! or a boudoir as it is. So glad you commented. If I find a photo that works, I know I'll have at least one person who will want to see it!
I’ll be eagerly waiting! I love all your captions. No one does the hypnosis ones as good as you do. Keep up the great work.
ReplyDeleteNew title "Havens Gate where men don't rate" the in house doctors, psychiatrists, spa and salon is evrything an intake of 5 ladies including 3 daughters their mum and aunty could ever want.
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