The Bestest Auntie His Wife Could Ever Be!

You'd think every girl has an auntie or big sister like her! Just didn't think he'd be married to her first!

I think most girls have an older female in their life that helped shape their early sexuality. Like maybe took them shopping for their first toy, or got them some sexy night-time ware along with bra-shopping. Gave them pointers on how to deal with boys, maybe how to give them clues that you liked them, and fed them chocolate and large coffees when they were going through a tough period. I thought that might be a fun dynamic to have between a former husband and wife after an unwelcome change. Perhaps he'd be embarrassed to open up as a teenage girl, but that vulnerability would bond them in a different way then when they had exchanged vows a few years earlier.

This was another experiment in picking out a picture I had saved and then writing my way around it, incorporating whatever vibe it gives me. And what it gave me was a husband losing a battle to the hormones and the inevitability to becoming a girl maybe 15-20 years younger than he was before, and some resolution in how things were going to be going forward.

SO MUCH PINK and purple and girlish garish over-the-top silly giggles in such a tiny area! Of course it would overwhelm anyone, even someone that hadn't been changed somehow. Once again, I don't know how it happened, and I didn't even ponder it until now.

Maybe you know how it happened, and would like to tell everyone below? Sounds like a plan to me. And you could answer another question I have .. do you prefer to have everything spelled out for you, or do you like to speculate, dream, etc .. about the things I don't put into the captions? I was just wondering if I have people that come here and think, "Dammit! Why can't she just spell everything out to me, especially if I don't get all the clues Dee thinks she has left in these captions!" If that is you, here's a chance to tell me that you feel like that, and maybe I can figure out some sort of middle ground for everyone, or at least keep things a bit more balanced.

Looking forward to some comments, as I never really know what exactly will tickle a person's fancy enough to say something. Many times I will post what I think is a killer caption that should lead to a good discussion and I'll get a "good caption!" comment, and other times I make something I consider more like filler or a writing exercise, and people come out of the woodwork to give their 2+ cents!

So, as normal, it's a crap shoot! Especially when it's another blog exclusive! See you again soon!