Sunday, May 4, 2014

Oklahoma Jones and the Crystal Dildo!


I really don't know why this doesn't happen more often, you know?


Didn't have much time to whip something up tonight. Had a very busy day with the Bruins winning and heading to a "pick and pull" to grab some parts for my car. Nothing like getting your hands dirty and diving into a bunch of car wrecks to scavenger parts after watching your home hockey team come from a 2 goal deficit in the last 10 minutes of the game to win by 2 goals. The Montreal "Dive Team" Canadians kept trying and the Bruins showed them all how to man up!

Anyway, this was written for Bimbo Jessica way back in March of 2009. Primitive design wise, but how often do you get to see two hot porn stars giggling in a gag (ha!) blooper reel? as I wrote back when I posted this:
It's just like a monkey's paw, but much less yucky to put in your cooch!

Just a little quickie I made up a week or two ago. Had to let Deedee out for a few minutes, ya know?
 So very true! Monkey paws are very not sexy! And unless someone made a caption I hadn't seen, its one of those magical devices you don't see very often in TG captions! I guess that means someone needs to get on that right away!


Anyway, I hope to be back tomorrow night (Sunday) with your regularly scheduled TG Bloggery!



2 comments:

  1. the magic monkey paw could be a good cue for the next DIY good luck with finding a photo to go with that though. nice to see some of your old captions Stephen Spielberg missed a trick with this plot

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  2. This is a very good example of wishes going right. Love it.
    I don't know if this idea would work for Stephen Spielberg, but I'd love to see this in a more adult setting.

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