Spread 'em baby!
Wasn't planning on making a caption of my own for the DIY challenge, but as I was placing the submissions inside the setting, I did come up with an idea, so I went with it though I am not quite sure its a fully formed idea. I enjoy writing bimbo-speak though so its got that going for it!
Looking back, I wish I had set the photo in a different colored background. I am not fond of the contrast between those colors and the ones I am using for the writing, which meant that I had to play around with italics and boldness along with text size to get the "look" right and I'm still not excited about the way it was completed. Live and learn!
The first submission was from Caitlyn, which she based on one of my old captions, where one of the protagonists only says a word or two throughout the caption. Its also nice to get to star in another persons caption, even when I'm on the receiving end of the transformation!
The next one was created by Helena, who went with a bit of an envious person making a wish that backfired big time! Hopefully this dry run will give her a bit of a momentum push to start making her own captions again!
Ian created the last one, and I never would've though to use a time and reality rift with this picture, but I think it came out pretty well, and I chuckled at the dialog too!
I think this might've been the most successful DIY Project to date here on this blog, and I only had to whine a moan a tad to get people to submit something! LOL
Maybe this might get your creative juices flowing again? Lets hope so! I'd like to think some fans of sissy captions could get on board this DIY Project too!
glad you had a chuckle :)
ReplyDeleteHA! Ya know, I really did bet some money on the 'Michigan X-Men' to beat Kansas State. I guess I do have some bimbo in me after all!
ReplyDeleteI really like how the captions turned out. I especially enjoyed Helena's story as I think it fit the photo and layout the best. And Ian... um... wow. I don't think I could have come up with Cern scientists from that photo. Bravo!
I think I'm going to hold off on this DIY project as the only impression I get from that photo is 'Yikes!'
thanks Caitlyn
DeleteDIY caption I came up with something quite quickly this time I've cut and pasted it of another computer and it put space in the rows for some reason?
ReplyDeleteTHE MEN’S REST ROOM
LAST SANCTUARY OF MAN KIND
PEACE FROM THE CHATTERING FEMALE
A PLACE TO FART, SPIT AND SWEAR WITHOUT REPROACH.
THE URINAL . STAND TALL YOUR WEAPON IN HAND AND
CHASE THAT CIGARETTE BUTT AROUND THE DRAIN.
INTELLIGENT ANALYSIS OF THE GAME, YOUR WISE
ARMCHAIR TEAM COACHING IS NEVER BELITTLED HERE.
AND BEST OF ALL TALK WOMEN, DISPARAGE THEM TO A
UNDERSTANDING EAR,
TALK BREASTS LEGS ARSE. AND WHAT YOU WOULD DO
WITH THAT. DUMB BIMBO DIRTY SLUT WILLING WHORE
WHAT’S GOING TO BE THE BEST HIT ON?
BRAD AND TONY WISHED THEY HAD USED THIS
BASTION WHEN THEY HAD DISCUSSED THE MERITS
OF THE HOT BLONDE IN THE BAR
YOU THINK THAT I’M A FUCKABLE WHORE SAID
THE WITCH
NOW THIS RETREAT IS THEIR WORKPLACE AS
BRANDI AND TAMMY TURN THEIR TRICKS.
I was in the middle of writing my comment this morning when I got unexpected guests, I almost forgot about finishing this.
ReplyDeleteDee, when you place a double or nothing bet to get your rent money and bodies back, I doubt that my wish is the only thing that backfires :D
Caitlyn, yours has a great "Jay and Silent Bob" vibe.
Ian, you have a spectacular way to get your scientists out of the closet
Wow, I'm blushing. Thanks for the compliment you made me Caitlyn.
And it just might that your DIY help me start making my own caps again, Since this submission I made one for Jinny, Dawn, and I finished my October submission for the Haven calendar. For me, that's a lot.
Ah the J Geils Band, didn't they have a transformation story once? I believe a Woman was turned into a bowling ball. Heard it at an acquaintance a few times, but never could find the album.
To my DIY submission:
After Helena learned hypnosis, she wanted to test out the theory that no one could do anything against their will, while being under.
So she picked up two guys at a local bar, started to work on them. Slowly but surely the guys feminised themselves, started wearing makeup, styling their hair, took hormones, and even wore fake pussies.
After a while she could even parade them around town, wearing almost nothing.
By now Helena was convinced people would do anything while being hypnotised. After all why else would her pets have gone this far.
It was at the local restaurant she found out she was wrong. They ignored her suggestion to go to the lady's room, and kept going to the gents time after time.
Its called "No Anchovies Please" and its on the Love Stinks CD. Very strange song.
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