It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Mona .. Tastes as Good as She Smells! DIY Results and new DIY!

We've replaced his regular wife with Mona .. Can he tell the difference?

Only got one person to respond to the first DIY captioning event .. but its a start! It was written by RhondaTV who gave us a short but sweet caption starring herself! I fixed a few things but its mostly her story. Hope you enjoy it Rhonda!

I wasn't planning on making a caption for it, but since we only had one reply, I figured I'd give it a shot, and limited myself to 5 minutes to get it done. I went tongue in cheek, as it was a fun little picture and it fit into the whole "50's wives have a headache all the time" where she wasn't too keen on sex, but also tied in the old Maxwell House slogan .. and of course his old name was Max.

The next DIY is going to be a bit harder. Let's see what everyone can come up with. If you'd life to make your own caption setting, just ask me, and I'll post the source photo too!

For some reason, this picture reminds me of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy when the couch shows up on a Cricket Pitch!


  1. Oooow didn't you see my entry in the comment box. No worries a great caption from Rhonda.
    anyway a caption for this photo.
    "why am I sitting in a field in a arm chair? Don't you mean why am I sitting in a field in an arm chair with a sissy boi foot stool? come here and take your place."

    1. So sorry! It was short and I thought it was more of a response than a submission!

      Perhaps from now on I should tell people to post "SUBMISSION:" before what the write so I'll know for sure?

    2. no problem. submission yikes ! is that your web mistress persona speaking.

  2. Well done Rhonda.

    And it seems there's a lovely POV coming up from you Ian.

    Mmm, maybe I should keep this picture in mind for the next Towel day;)

    1. Or you could try to write something up now in the meantime? LOL

    2. You mean something like:
      "My ex took everything from me. My business, my money, my house, my car, even my masculinity.
      but I got back at her. I took her favourite comfy chair and her lingerie and i'm gonna sit here in her garden until she takes me back in."
      Yeah that would work too I guess