.. all the cars in it's class!
.. or wig room .. according to JD Power and Associates!
I know it's hard to sell a car nowadays, especially with the prices the way they are. Even clunkers are going for 5-10 grand, and buyers go out of their way to get the best bargains around. And it can be hard to put lipstick on a pig, or make a purse out of a sow's ear .. and why do so many of those sayings involve porcine animals?
So we'll take the lipstick, throw it in the purse, and make sure our latest .. sucker .. steps up and buys the car of 'her' dreams. Maybe through in every other car / girls / sex wordplay you want. I'm too lazy to throw out any more .. though you know about women drivers! And he'll need to stay within the speed limit as he wouldn't want to get pulled over while in a drag race!
Ok, I'm really done! This was just another fun caption to whip up, and the image was very giving to the story. It's probably 70 percent of the plot, and a vehicle (heh) to driving the punchline home.
Hope you enjoyed this one .. and what did you think of this caption? Which quickie did you like better?
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