The first caption I've ever made that was inspired somehow by Deion Sanders. Really!
Well, it's a bit of a roundabout explanation, but here goes. I was reading a story about Deion Sanders, who is now a college football coach. Because of NIL payments to college players and the ease of the portal system of recruitment, he's turned over a huge amount of the Colorado football team in just a few months, which has cause the ire of other coaches, presumably those that do not have the juice or recruiting skills that he does.
Anyway, part of the article talks about how he has already lost 2 toes to circulation problems, and could lose an entire foot. That sucks on many levels .. eww toes and suck .. ANYWAY .. but it got me thinking about that phenomena of how people that have lost digits or body parts still get the feeling that they are still there sometimes, and I had a teacher that lost bits of two fingers to a lawn mower, and he confirmed it as well.
So I read that at lunchtime, and apparently filed it away in my brain, then when I was looking for images to spark an idea for a caption, I came across this photo, and it all clicked into place.
I'm assuming that this picture was taken for one of those JOI videos you'll see on pr0n sites from time to time, but I think I've repurposed it nicely, don't you think? Maybe the next video from her will include instructions on how to jill properly with a good fingering technique!
Hope you had a wonderful weekend. With the AC installed, and only a SMALL hernia suffered by yours truly LOL, I made 2 captions last night and I should be making more again this week. Can't want to get back into the swing of things.
Dude made like 2 songs that were officially released 65 years ago, and he's still a legend in my mind!
Even The Cramps couldn't make this song any better.
Lovely but you can't swing what aint got but yes I'm sure the new girl will find new ways to play.
ReplyDeleteShe won't be holding her own, but probably a bunch of other guys instead!
DeleteWell, Sanders did not make many friends telling the kids who had been in the program to leave, he was bringing in his own. Especially kids who might have grown up hoping to play for their state school, and an outsider comes in and tells them that publically.
ReplyDeleteI didn't say what he did is right, and there's still a good chance that they'll be a mediocre team at best. But it's interesting to see coaches that used underhanded tactics in the past when it came to recruiting, are complaining when another coach is doing the same things, but now it's all above board according to the rules.
DeleteIt sucks for some of the other players, but it's a scholarship program in general .. there aren't many walk-ons that make the team. And since they can no make money for their likeness, sell autographs, etc .. it's a bit more fair to the "student athletes" to make some money for themselves now, instead of just the colleges making millions of dollars off their play.
I'm wondering if the NFL will get involved at some point, because their business model is to have colleges provide the 'minor leaguers' that they'll use for their teams without having any sort of overhead to do so, and set up the rules where players had to stay in college for at least 2 years, which supplied the big time colleges with 24 months to maximize their 'free' employees' worth of labor.
I didn't mean walkons. He wanted the current scholarship players to leave the program so he could bring in his own. The NIL, well, the colleges will have to share some of the money they make off the kids with the kids. That is fair.
DeleteThe NFL doesn't care. The money the kids get is money that would have gone to the colleges. No skin off the NFL's noses.