Work Harder .. And Smarter!

I'm nothing if not subtle and nuanced, right? Shut up! I am so subtle and nuanced!

Well, I CAN be, but I just choose not to, because it's more fun to be right up front! and in the back too!

Not sure this needs much explaining. I saw the picture and knew it would work for Addie Klein, so I put it in a caption setting, and went to town. 

And a fun fact for you all about sperm .. "Did you know that the DNA information in a single sperm contains 37.5 MB worth of data? Which means that an average ejaculation almost instantly transfers roughly 1.5 terabytes of data." So even a few drops is more than anything floppy, and most of the time, you are giving someone else more than a thumb drive worth of knowledge, though hopefully your transfer rate is less than 1 megabyte per second!

And see .. I just made you smarter, and you didn't even have to suck a dick to learn anything, but where's the fun in that! Go out and get tutored by a well-endowed man, and spread your legs or ass for knowledge!

If you haven't noticed, usually when I have graphic pictures, I tend to make slyly goofy but sexy captions, and that many of my most kinky works tend to have mundane photos. Wonder why that is? Maybe you all can psychoanalyze me .. and also tell me what you think of the caption .. I'm ready to lay down on your couch!