Wait a minute! A bench caption .. in 2022?! It's got to be some sort of conspiracy!
No, it's not a conspiracy. Was just looking through some pictures online and figured out a way to make it work. Not sure if there as many "candid" photos being taken now in public. For awhile there, it seemed like there were lots of perverts wandering around with hidden cameras. It's pretty creepy, but I guess it's not as bad if you are doing it for "research" purposes, right? How else are you going to take down the deep state?
I just reread it, and now I'm wondering if the guy had something to do with it, or is just an innocent bystander, like I originally had in mind. Maybe the plot is thickening here! Do I need to start wearing an aluminum foil hat when I make my captions? Perhaps I'll wear some aluminum foil panties too, so they can't corrupt my loins. Or is that what THEY want me to do!
Betting that you out there, reading this post, will know exactly what was happening; and will expose the whole rotten deal to everyone here .. before it's too late! I mean, we can't ALL be crazy, right?!?
BTW, I have some definitely "interesting" captions coming down the pike soon enough! Be on the lookout for them! One of the plots was indirectly influenced by something that happened in 1518!
Finally! Thanks to Weird Al we know truth! The conspiracies are true! All of them! Revolution! ......or something. (I feel much better now, thank you.)
ReplyDeleteGlad to have passed along that information .. just remember, you don't know me, right?!?
DeleteOh, and Patton Oswalt is a lizard person!
Patton Oswalt..... I knew it. That face could never be from a human. Cold blooded lizard bastard!
DeleteSo...who is scattering these magical benches around....is it the Freemasons....is it the Illuminati.....what secret Cabal is behind all of this and is that man mentioned in the cap one of their agents???
ReplyDeleteAs you may know my wife made me get rid of the bench in our backyard....the damn thing didn't work....I should know....I sat on it for hours and nothing happened!!!
I love the bench caps Dee....and I think you've inspired a couple of bench tales from me in the past and I have a couple of more to tell one of these days!!!
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You never got the new bench I sent to you? Hmmm, well that is somewhat unfortunate for whomever received it, though I'm sure he/she's receiving something hard in their seat right now!
DeleteGlad to know that I can inspire you .. I am betting a bunch of people think that YOU are an inspiration for living your best life.
Side note: I have a good friend (who in general is actually quite bright) that honestly thought that the Bilderberg Group aka one of the pillars of the illuminati was "Build A Bear Group", which I do understand infiltrated many of the malls in the US, but doesn't quite have that large of a reach in the global markets .. yet!
Bilderberg means Picture Mountain in german and the Bilderberg Group was co-founded by a dutch prince of german descent. If that doesn't scare you then I don't know what does! I won't be surprised if they already control the mountains of the world and all the pictures of it! Be afraid people! Be very afraid!
DeleteDee....as a book lover and someone who conspires to conspire....I'd like to recommend the Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson....though a little dated it's a really fun read that ties together every conspiracy from Kennedy's assassination to Atlantis...it has a giant golden submarine and talking porpoises....golden apples and sea monsters....rock festivals and immortal Nazi soldiers....and somehow in the end it all makes sense!!!
DeleteI've loved these books for decades and once you read them you'll never forget them....23 skidoo....
You'll learn what that means in the first book!!!
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I've heard of Robert Anton Wilson. Think he did some work on Sex Magick too. There was a series of books in the 80's and 90's that did a good job of highlighting conspiracies that I love and really did shape the adult Damien. In fact, two series. One was "Big Secrets" and it's sequels by William Poundstone. The other was "80 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time" by Vankin and Whalen.
Delete"No, it's not a conspiracy." Right. Sure. Gotcha. ;)
ReplyDeleteI read it thinking it was Damien sitting across the way, watching the magic bench to see who might sit down next and what they might become . . . but that begs the question of how random it might be . . . which makes me think the conspiracy you're trying to deflect us from is that Damien is in total control and chose his victim . . .
Hmmm, I don't give away my secrets that easily ya know!
DeleteIf I had my druthers, and apparently those have been in short supply for awhile now, I'd have mapped out all the locations of the benches and sent them to all my friends here!
Lots of randomness all turning out lovely. No need for the foil hat or undies yet I hope.
ReplyDeleteRandom is hardly ever really random. even in the chaos, there is order.
DeleteDamn, I wrote that out and now I think I'm scripting the next Matrix movie!