The sweater really has nothing to do with the caption, but I mean, it is quite darling, don't you agree?
Made this caption while I was conversing with Totalditz (Ashlee) and her influence is all over this. It's a bit more magical than she likes to go, but it's definitely in her wheelhouse. I had the photo saved, and the idea was pretty much as written. It's definitely something for all those who love captions where the guy loses height, strength, masculinity and traits like that .. so here you are, something that stars ... YOU!
So, would you try to flirt with Liam, or is it too bruising to your ego that you'd have to ask a guy to help? Is there actually an antidote in the drink itself, or is your darling now-older sister just messing with you? Questions that should be answered down below in the comment section!
This is an early Rifftrax short that is pretty wild. A bicycle safety short where most of the protagonists are killed, and apparently anthropomorphic monkey people? Trust me, it's bizarre, and the riffs are tremendous. Give it a watch .. Rifftrax have released a bunch of free content on Youtube that I had to buy back in the day! Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteA) sorry for length
B) I'll assume she LOOKS young, but is legal OK? Just to be clear, legal
"So, you don't have to give him your number, but take his OK?"
...afterwards, with a little flirting she has the number, and Liam leaves. She drinks the bottle, and.... nothing...
"Oh, did I forget to tell you? That is only one part of the antidote. You need parts 2 and 3 within a week, or it is permanent"
"What are 2 and 3?"
"Sperm samples from different men. Swallowed"
"What?? I'm not gay!"
""Of course you aren't Ashlee.. then you'd have sex with OTHER women. You can call Liam Wednesday and set up a date for Friday night. Show him a good time, and you are halfway there! We can go to the mall Saturday afternoon and go dress ... and man... shopping all day .. find you something to wear and someone to date Saturday night. Otherwise, you stay this way forever"
"But.. what if they want more?"
"Oh, you'll have an excuse.. Auntie Flo comes for her visit Thursday"
Sounds good, but if you wanted to keep it more tame and possibly for underage, perhaps saliva would work as well.
Deletehmm... yes, you are right. didn't think of that
DeleteI like Dee's take on a very good idea. Of course, part 1 would wear off soon, but there'd be another chance, and so it goes...
DeleteAnd yes, I did love this caption.