Pussy Popped Corn .. and I DO Care! .. or The Kernel of Fame Exposed!

Seems like an episode of Mr. Wizard's World gone horribly right!

Well, I see that Kara brought the snacks tonight for our Big Game of Football American tonight. Got a great smell and flavor to them that you can't figure out at first, but it's still finger licking good. Also, I finally got to use the "Jiffy Pop" label for a caption again! Been a good number of years!

When I saw the picture, I really couldn't believe my luck, because it was shot really well lighting and compositionally by an obvious professional photographer. I am not sure why they set up the shot that way, and I haven't tried to find any others in the set .. but what you see in the caption is what I thought when I came across it. Literally had the mouse going 100 MPH trying to get it all in the framework as quick as possible so I wouldn't lose any detail of the story I was trying to convey.

She was even wearing a "wife beater" T shirt like a guy would, just with her boobs out. I named checked some things that are much more dude oriented, like the three stooges. For the fantasy part, I chose nerd heroes that women get into as well, sort of to bridge the gap between the male he was and the obvious hot babe he had become.

The only issue I had was figuring out the reason he'd been changed into a girl in the first place. I think there needed to be a reason here. I mean, there could be girls weird enough to stick un-popped kernels of corn in their cooch .. but C'mon, this is more of a guy thing I bet! I don't really trust our leaders right now, so spinning the transformation wheel in my head, it gave me the government.

Actually, now that I think about it, the NFL gives out those warnings about taping and rebroadcasting games without expressed written consent .. I probably should have had Michael break that rule and been changed into a female by the league. That punishment would make as much sense as any other discipline they've handed down over the last few years!

Can't think of much more to say now, with the game about an hour away as I write this. Go Pats!

DISCUSSION QUESTIONS: So, when you saw the title and had a quick glimpse of the caption picture, did you wonder if I was going to go there, or stay away from it? If you believed the title, how close were you to the plot I conjured up? There's no shame in thinking like me, or IS THERE? What would YOU have done with this source photo for a TG caption?

There is a rumor that there will be a Prince hologram performing with Timberlake tonight. 

I'm posting this either way as it is one of the best SB half-time shows EVER!