Tricks to keep your pretty underthings from showing! Also, Leeanne & Kaaren on a bench!
I wrote up the topic of "Buying TG ebooks stealthily" earlier today figuring that some people might not want to help out the Haven or Katie Mills mostly because they were afraid of being "caught" .. but I wanted to have some sort of fun little caption to have on the front page. I went hunting and found even MORE women on benches so I HAD to whip up something fun and meta to introduce a somewhat more serious topic below. I love keeping my little sissies, Leeanne and Kaaren, busy with all sorts of trifles and this was yet another fun diversion to keep them, and myself, amused!
Well, I am sure many of you out there are probably either married or with a significant other AND you really don't want them knowing about the on-line life you lead. This can be a big deal when you wish to subscribe to a porn site or, as I mentioned in the last post, want to buy something TG Fiction related on Amazon, since not only do they require a credit card, they tend to give you "suggestions based on things you've purchased" right on your main screen ... so if you bought a camisole set, you are going to get full-color picture listings of all sorts of lingerie for the next 6 months. Might not be what you want to come up when you and your wife are trying to buy a sheet set with Amazon Prime.
Well, what can you do? Well, here is something you CAN do, with a bit of misdirection. First, you'll need an alias email address. I am guessing most of you have one of those for things like posting to my blog, going to Rachel's Haven, and other pervy websites. If you do, then you are halfway there!
In your real Amazon account, buy an electronic gift card, for 25 - 100 bucks, whatever you would like to start with. I would think that 25 or 50 would be the most normal looking on a bill, or you can go to a store and BUY one there. It all depends on how stealthy you wish to be. I take care of my own bills, so I just buy an electronic gift card and .. send it as a gift to your alternate email address.
From there, you just make a new account on Amazon with your alias email. You can pretty much fill in some fake info, though you WILL have to enter your official credit card info. Perhaps a store bought one (Visa blue where you can invent everything but once again it depends on how stealthy you wish to be!) The thing is, you'll never need to USE it, as you will always purchase things with the money you put into your account with the gift card. The only way you COULD get caught is if you forgot to top off your gift credit amount, and if you are THAT paranoid as the type that is following everything here, you'll NEVER let it hit ZERO!
Now you've got yourself a "spare" TG Amazon account that you can use to snag TG stories or anything electronic like ebooks, comics, hypnosis MP3's,.all to your hearts content. I mean, you technically could use it to buy physical items for yourself skirts, heels, etc .. but you'll have to deal with where it would need to be shipped and signed for and whatever else goes with it. However, you'll be all set for electronic goods.
Hope this helps you as you cover for your hopeless TG addictions and also possibly gets you to contribute to one of the suggestions from my birthday gift post, either for Haven Bookworks or stories written by Katie Mills. See the last post for more details!
Park bench ? no i can't think of any hidden double entendre ?
ReplyDeleteIt is based on the fact that if you go through the captions I've posted over the last 3 months, I've made probably 4-5 captions involving women on benches. Hence, I made another few to really stretch the whole thing to ludicrous levels. Star at the current captions and head back towards Easter (which is a girl on bench caption) and probably a few before then. There is also one of my favorites that was posted very early in this blog's run.
DeleteSo yeah, there wasn't any double entendre implied. They are pretty straight forward and meta.
That was a useful bit of knowledge. I mean, I should have known it, but I didn't. And you laid it out!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
The one thing I probably forgot to mention is that if you are asked about the purchase, you can say that you bought it for a co-workers or friends birthday or what have you. That might be the hardest part of this rouse.
DeleteDee, I love this! I can't say I've ever delivered "rainbows" but it wasn't through any lack of trying on my part!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I feel better we cam discuss this whole Uncle Jenkins thing......
If you did deliver prismatic colors, I'm sure you'd be the one to "Taste the Rainbow!"
DeleteGlad you liked it sweetie!
Hmmmm. I guess my observation about this is, why do people always, more or less, characterize me as a pretty and clean-cut looking sissy, but Kaaren always comes off looking slutty? I mean, it's not like I'm not willing, ya know? And besides, everyone knows the slutty girls always get the guy.
ReplyDeleteI love your birthday ideas Dee. You are such a selfless person. I'm gonna do my part sweetie. And thanks for including me in your park bench series. You know I love a good series, a la, "Too Sissy?.." or "Which One Is The Sissy?" I think you can never never get too much of a good thing. Speaking of which, I better get going to see if my wife and her date have finished "cooking that chili." You coming Kaaren? I can share. Besides, I love a pretty rainbow.
Well, I like to think of you as the "Traditional" Sissy, Leeanne!
DeleteWhat actually happened here was I needed a caption to accompany the information about stealth purchasing, and I found the picture, which I thought would be good as a meta caption starring you.
When I was done, I figured I'd finish going through the online folder looking for other pictures I could use to caption later, and found the 2nd picture, and decided, I am going to make this a little series and that you and Kaaren have fun playing around together, so why not include her as well? She just ended up being a bit sluttier this time!
Glad you enjoyed. I am known for my chili, but it used to come out better because I used lesbian peppers .. as in grown by a lesbian friend from Delaware (she was one of my first friends on the Haven) and she'd ship them to me at harvesting time. She was like a pepper whisperer!
Very informative Dee, and I love the park bench theme.. Lol! I never thought about a gift card. I think you may have helped more people than you know. :)
ReplyDeletexoxoxo Katie
Well, hopefully people will help you by buying a story or two as well! I figured it is the best way to keep as stealthy as possible. I mean, you still have to enter a credit card #, but you will never use it if you are smart!
DeleteI try to help people whenever I can, if I can. I am not wealthy or a powerful entity with magical powers .. yet! When I do though, many will feel my wrath, and those I care about will suddenly become much more comfortable with their lots in life.
Thanks Dee! Great advice. I will find a way to reference this soon. :)
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