It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Saturday, January 31, 2015

February's Calendar Gurl!

Yeah, I may have just stepped in it!

Well, I hope I didn't do anything more than just poke a bit of fun at "White Guilt" more than set racial relations back a few decades. "There goes Dee again, stirring up political shit once more!" I forgot which comedian brought up the fact that, of course, Black History Month gets the only month with less than 30 days in it!

I can totally see Frats making up calendars of their pledges all decked out in female garb, can't you? That was my thought, and I've seen a few Youtube clips where guys REALLY have to work makeup magic to make their cheek bones stand out and their 5 o'clock shadow disappear. I figure that it is probably easier to hide if you already have a dark complexion, and since the most famous drag queen is Rupaul, there must be something to it!

Hope you enjoy Super Bowl Sunday! Have lots of fun, but please be safe!


  1. Go Pats! If you need any help keeping Tom Brady's balls hard, I volunteer.

    1. I think that if we have learned anything over the last 2 weeks, it is that Tom prefers his balls soft and yielding to the touch! Perhaps you'll have to breathe on them to get them just right!

  2. Enjoy the game. it is on live in the uk to but way past my bed time dam my 5.30 am start.
    love this caption.
    Are there any black captioners? can't say i've noticed any. i bet they could add a whole
    new perspective and not worry like us white guys try n to talk da jive.
    Might be worth puttin the feelers out on the haven.

    1. I know a few. They aren't really fond of the stereotypes in general, but acknowledge that we tend to deal in often "cliched" tropes. It is up to us to rise above them when we can.

  3. Patriots win the Super Bowl! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Deflate THIS ya Bastards!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!