Its always good to be self-aware, right?
Made this one a few minutes ago, and its one of my favorites over the last month. I seem to break out the short but sweet captions for Ron from Rachel's Haven. His work has always been straight to the point, and really made me hone my craft from when I started, so I try to make the same sort of captions for him as well.
Pretty much I charge straight ahead with your typical "cliched" caption setup that you've seen time and time again. I've got you thinking, how in the hell is Dee going to pull the wool over our eyes and give us some incredible twist that makes M. Night Shamallamadingdang sleep with the covers over his head .. and instead, I go right to the punchline like some rookie comedian at the Improv on a Monday amateur night. Bang! Zoom! Writing like you'd see in "According to Jim" !!
Anyway, I hope everyone likes it. Trust me, if this caption actually happened to me in my 20's, I probably would've said the SAME thing as Ron did here.