Something I wrote a few years ago when I was messing around with Comic Life. The best part is how I followed it up with the second panel which is right below this paragraph, once I finish typing.
Truthfully, I think I started writing the first caption, and the play on Miles Standish just seemed too juicy to not use in a more salacious way, which led to "PILGRIM BITCHES IN HEAT"!!!
My original posting to SassyLass was this:
I took time off from the pleasures of a college assignment in Javascript to make you a joyous Thankgiving type of caption.Who'd have thunk that the Pilgrims had some porno quality names? Hope you like this goofy yet fun Thanksgiving caption. I don't think I'll be posting on Turkey Day, and if I do post on Black Friday, it wouldn't be too early since I'll be having a few laughs with some social mischief in the stores and in the parking lots. Hopefully no one will pull a gun on me ... why so serious?
You just know that the girls did your make up using a Mayflower Compact!!! HAHAHAHAHA OY VEY!!!
The "typo" in the 1st box is deliberate ... Coloinial ... it's called foreshadowing bitches!! Any others are the fault of me and me alone.
Hope everyone enjoys this caption, as you WILL learn things, like there really was a John Lancemore on the Mayflower who was a laborer for Christopher Martin.
DISCUSSION QUESTIONS: Vent away people! Any topics you want me to cover? Any genres I haven't posted lately that needs a little love thrown its way by yours truly? What alcohol should I move onto next (currently drinking SoCo and pineapple juice)?
topis to cover? I've heard you base a lot of your captions on something you had heard, seen, or done, but how many of them are based on something truly TG/CD that you have done?
ReplyDeleteAnd it might be late, but how about peach brandy? that's what I had. giggle.
Great question Jennifer! I think I'd have to look at most of my captions to see if anything stands out.
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