Starting a New Year Younger Than How You Ended the Old One!
The last caption of the year is a start to a new year ahead!
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Sunday, December 31, 2023
Friday, December 29, 2023
Working as a Barback or a Bare Back?!?
Ahhhh, nothing like some good pub humor on a Friday night!
Sunday, December 24, 2023
Everyone Wishes for Silver and Gold .. Plus a Bonus Christmas Caption!
How do you measure it's worth? Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth!
Saturday, December 23, 2023
What the Actual F@#K, Secret Santa?!?
her-ass-ment in the work place? Not if she starts out as a male!
Friday, December 22, 2023
The Christmas Star
O star of wonder, star of light, star with royal beauty bright .. Yeah, it's a P0rnhub Xmas special!
Thursday, December 21, 2023
SantaCon 2023! Drink Up the Christmas Spirits!
Angels we have heard were high, Sweetly drinking, showing thighs!
Wednesday, December 20, 2023
Faking the Holidays Until You Can Make the Holidays Bright!
Christmas is all about being your most authentic self!
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
I Believe in Father Christmas .. and Some Bonus Captions
They sold me a dream of Christmas, They sold me a .. Silent Night.
Friday, December 15, 2023
Eight Sexy Nights! .. Yeah, Maybe I'm Going to Hell for This One!
But I had wanted to make fun of Hallmark Movies .. so enjoy this blast from the past .. 2020 style!
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Lexi Luthor's Revenge!
The 1960's were weird, as I'm pretty sure they had a tamer version of this caption written at least once!
Saturday, December 9, 2023
Wednesday, December 6, 2023
These Protein Bars Are Giving Me BIG Gains!
I really should start working out again soon.
Sunday, December 3, 2023
We're Talking About .. New Squad Goals!
What happens if your high school cheer squad has no really strong girls on it?
