What the Actual F@#K, Secret Santa?!?

her-ass-ment in the work place? Not if she starts out as a male!

I've not worked for a company that has done Secret Santa in 25 years, so I have no idea if this ever happens .. I mean, do people open them in front of everyone at a work meeting? Or is it more of an informal gathering where you can open gifts in private? Either way, the premise definitely intrigued me enough to create a caption that hopefully gets you hyped for your next year's Holiday Party at work!

This was slightly inspired by a news story from about a month ago, where an employee complained about drunken debauchery at a Taco Bell .. the Christmas party involved ..

A  Taco Bell in San Pedro descended into an alcohol-fueled night of debauchery in 2022, with one employee engaged in sex with his wife in front of others while his wife was seen kissing the restaurant supervisor and another woman, alleges a lawsuit filed by a former cashier.

I thought things like that ended back in the 1980's! Anyway, with that information, it was only a matter of time before I worked drunken office parties and Secret Santa gift swaps into my Holiday Caption Bonanza. 

Anyone out there attend a particularly rowdy Christmas Party or get a naughty gift from a Secret Santa? Let us know below!