Last One Out of 2020 .. Turn Off the Lights!
And then put a bullet in its fucking head! We don't want no zombie 2020 coming back to eat us alive!
9 hours ago
Thursday, December 31, 2020
Tuesday, December 29, 2020
repeats
Honestly, What Kind of Friend Do You Think I Am?
Well, what would you do for your "Canadian Girlfriend" because all this has to be worth it, you know?
Sunday, December 27, 2020
Saturday, December 26, 2020
zinger
Nobody Out Grinches Dee Mentia! Nobody! Happy Boxing Day!
Just something I whipped up the other day, to hopefully transition me back to non-holiday captions!
Thursday, December 24, 2020
xmas
The Memories of Christmas Past ..Time Waits for No Man, or Woman
There are some ghosts that I would love to be visited with on Christmas morning.
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
xmas
Christmas Eve .. A Place of Warmth Where You Least Expect It!
Like a Tom Waits song, but in Dee Mentia caption format .. and without that deep growl!
Tuesday, December 22, 2020
xmas
Why Can't EVERY DAY Be Christmas Day?!?
Well, just perhaps we will find the answer in this caption .. but I doubt it!
Monday, December 21, 2020
xmas
Not Your Usual Christmas Pageant!
There might be a lot of people saying "Jesus!" but it definitely isn't a religious experience!
Sunday, December 20, 2020
xmas
They Call Me Back Door Santa!
If you can't handle what I've got in my sack .. I'll make a few alterations and fill you up all right!
Saturday, December 19, 2020
A Double Shot of Holiday Captions! Yeah, I Think I Made One Too Many This Year!
And I'm definitely going to hell for creating this holiday movie poster! Praise Jehovah!
