Truly the worst thing that can happen to a hosiery fetishist!
Not sure if you've heard, but Hooters has declared bankruptcy, and is REALLY in debt .. 300 million perhaps?
I know that the breasturant chain has been in decline for many years, but how the hell do you end up in THAT much debt .. when you serve beer and pub food to drunkish horny guys? I know we have the internet now, and can literally see whatever the hell we want for free, but there has to be some serious mismanagement to get that far in the hole.
Yes, pantyhose and beer isn't the popular items they used to be. We have to deal with it, but I wonder if 5-10 years from now, people get nostalgic and they'll have a comeback. I mean, there's rumors that Toys R Us might return, and who wouldn't want a Blockbuster Video in their town? Hell, there's quite a few retro arcades in my local vicinity that I can hang out in, play Punch Out or Addams Family Pinball while dancing to 80's music.
Oh Hooters .. we'll miss you! And why you didn't come up with a food delivery service called .. Knockers .. is beyond me!
This is probably one of the worst SNL sketches I've even seen, and yet I'm still watching it. I wonder why?!?
It's time to open up Femboi Hooters!
ReplyDeleteI'll definitely be a customer! Not sure about being waitstaff though. Perhaps CEO?
DeleteKnockers food delivery service .... it's so obvious now when you mention it I know some fembois would also suit it too. Maybe one of the corp execs reads your blog and save the day. I enjoyed that SNL sketch even though the acting is terrible.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there's just something about that SNL sketch that makes me want to watch it again!
DeleteTruly the end of an era. There used to be so many options. I used to have a place by me called Tilted Kilt where the women dressed as schoolgirls and another called Twin Peaks where they dressed as lumberjacks. I was very disappointed when I found out it wasn’t David Lynch themed.
ReplyDeleteI've seen some pictures of both of those chains. The last time I went to a Hooters, the waitress said that many of them had left in the previous few months because the pool hall down the street paid better and they didn't have to cover up their tattoos .. which has apparently been a problem.
DeletePS. I know friends that have visited a restaurant that occasionally does tributes to David Lynch. Not sure how often they do it, but they enjoyed it.