To be honest, I'm happy when I can get my entire face in the actual frame of the camera!
I wasn't bad at geometry back in High School. I was much better at calculus and did AP math as a senior. Apparently most girls do well in geometry because they learn all about the best angles to shoot pictures in .. something us macho dudes only perhaps learned when trying to compose a good dick shot. And truth be told, you shouldn't need to learn how to do that if you are well endowed.
So, when I saw this image, I knew I could work something fun out of it. In my head, I call that pose, the flamingo, because I feel like feeding the models shrimp anytime I see it. Women with great booties and nice legs tend to go with this pose, especially if they think they lack a bit in the chesticle area. Hence, it is perfect for sissies as well, since legs can be the easiest to shape with hosiery, heels, and a particular pose.
I guess this is more of a "Damien observation" put into caption format, but I think it does ring true, and makes for a good little story as well. My selfie game is not good, so when I was on the dating site, I had friends take pictures for me, and I just picked the best ones, and invited my friends to do so too, as they wanted to capture the real Damien. And since I've been dating the 1st woman that I met on the site for 8 months now (WTF really?) I guess it worked. And her initial response was, "wow, you look even better in person than your pictures, and was scared you wouldn't measure up in that way" I think my instincts were correct.
The story behind this song was that David Lee Roth saw a model in an issue of Cosmo, and she was mysterious looking, and he wondered what her deal was. So he taped the picture to his TV and wrote out the lyrics. And Michael McDonald of Doobie Brothers fame helped him flesh out the lyrics! Who knew?
Wonderful picture and caption! Would love to see more like this. Maybe with a touch of some hypno :)
ReplyDeleteAnd agreed. The dick pic is much more of an art than a science.