(UPDATED .. and Less Bitchy!) The Cougar's Decision

I am not good at detecting animal prints, but she's wearing leopard, not cougar, right?

I've been REALLY sick since Thursday night, and still feel like shit. Did not have time to work on anything new, nor attack emails .. sorry Milo and others .. work too .. and I've spent most of my time in bed, when I'm not getting up to stretch because I have such body aches. This fucking flu is horrible and I don't want anyone else to get it either.

So, I spent 5 minutes finishing up this caption I started working on back in August of 2024, if memory serves me correctly. I didn't like it then, and I'm not that fond of it now .. perhaps you might think differently, but I will explain why.

The main thing, other than being really quite wordy to explain the premise (and yes I said that Ethan is daft, but still!) is that you are looking AT the antagonist. I guess that if you are a guy named Ethan, then you've hit the jackpot because you are looking at a caption of a random MILF turning you into a sissy while you suck my dick. If that isn't you .. well I do have almost 2500 other posts that you will like much better.

But, hey, it is a new caption. Maybe you like it more than I do? Maybe it's just the fever talking (99.9, so if I read it upside down, I'm satanic!) Let me know what you think, and hopefully I'll have gotten through this plague by the time Wednesday rolls around. Hell, I'm all for you all telling me what you'd do to the caption to make it better. I'd love to hear it!

Man, was I in a pissy mood, huh? While I stand by what I said .. there was no reason to dump that all on you the readers. After I wrote this, I ended up going to the ER. And they determined that I DO have the flu, and it was affecting me big time, as I lost 12 pounds in 4 1/2 days. it was too late to give me Tami Flu (Ohhh a virus that causes us to turn into a Tammy? woooo!) but I got an IV to get me hydrated, and some Zofran to deal with the nausea that was giving me dry heaves and keeping me from eating. I just woke up after laying down for quite some time, and was able to hold down a bagel with a scrambled egg (protein!)

So, hopefully I am now on the mend, and can get back to work on Wednesday if I'm pushing it (and I will be!) or Thursday as the doctor's note says. I hope that I'm allowed to throw a nutty occasionally, and this is one of those circumstances. I should have something better on Wednesday evening.

Ok, so lying in bed, I was just running a bunch of Youtube videos that were doing "One Hit Wonders" and this fucking song became an ear worm .. which is the worst thing that could happen when you are sick. So hopefully I can also pass this along to you too!