Tuesday, December 8, 2020

So, Can ANYTHING Be a Bench Caption?


.. or are people just too caught up in my own little world to notice things such as that?

Made this a week or two ago, when I had bench captions on my mind. That smirk on her face just gave me an interesting idea, and I figured, "why not? I've done almost everything else that I could think of within the realms of benches, why not do something even more different!" and so this caption was born.

Of course, it presupposes that many of you ARE actively seeking out the titular benches so that you can take part in it's transformations. I would like to think that most of my readers give a quick thought about these captions whenever you sit down .. hoping against hope that THIS is the one that will actually work!

And so, I hope you aren't too disappointed. I mean, she finds you very attractive. You could always go back to the bench later .. but before that, get her phone number, and perhaps you two can have fun in a much different way. That's if she is into that sort of thing. Better take what you can get!

Now I'm thinking about how this would work in the real world. Would there be an underground app or something, not available on Google Play or the iTunes store .. BenchFindr or something like that, where people would list the locations of seating areas that have been known to change guys into girls. Though some of the people I've changed seem to have forgotten they used to be dudes, so maybe it's all rumors and innuendos or something else. If you can find a bench or to that do what we want them to, I'll certainly spring for some app coding. The skies the limit!

Side note, I am running a DIY Christmas Challenge, which you can read about in either of the last 2 posts. Haven't received anything yet, and hoping I'll have a few to post sometime next week, or right around the time I start posting Holiday captions through to Christmas Day. I already have 4 Xmas caps that are at least peripherally on the bubble. I also have quite a few ideas I emailed myself last year that I could elaborate upon if I find a decent picture to go with it. Anyway, please do take advantage of my generosity .. those who don't make captions on their own. I'll take your short story and turn it into a caption, so if you want to star in one, this is your chance! Deadline is this Sunday at midnight!


Today is the 16th anniversary of the brutal murder of Dimebag Darrell, while he was performing live on stage with his new band. It's also the 40th of John Lennon's assassination as well. Two musical pioneers, who are both still missed today. I figured I would focus on the lesser known musician, as Pantera is more my style than the Beatles, though I do like them a lot too!

10 comments:

  1. Like the Bench cap! Oh yes, I am single too and would like to meet her! Zoe

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    1. So, you are more up on meeting her than being her? Not a reply I expected here on this blog!

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  2. Another magic bench found....let me put a pin in my map!!!
    I know there's a pattern here somewhere and if I can just decipher it I can find all the magic benches....buy them all up and sell tickets....I'll be the richest sissy in the world!!!
    And all the men would be so busy either stroking their nylons or stroking other men that they wouldn't notice as I quietly took over the world!!!!
    Ugh....taking over the world sounds like too much work.....let me just take a walk down to the park and sit on my favorite bench and think it over!!!!
    Kisses
    Kaaren

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    1. Well, this is NOT the bench you are looking for!

      And as I've seen Bond and over movies and TV shows about taking over the world .. it does seem like too much work. Scott Evil and Number 2 had it right .. why try to take over the world, when they already have the infrastructure to "run" the world and benefit from do so legitimately? Just let the money and power work for you indiscriminately and lay low, without drawing too much attention to the business!

      I sent you an email about a week to two weeks ago. Wasn't sure if you got it.

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    2. I rarely check the account but I just read it and sent my reply....
      I usually send you kisses but this time I'm sending you a tight hug!!!
      Maybe more than one....
      Kaaren

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    3. Thanks again for your support Kaaren! It's much appreciated here!

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  3. Its impossible, but I was once a guy. But there was this bench in a park. Nothing special, but after I got up. I was change into the girl you see.

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    1. So you found the right bench? You need to tell the rest of the readers where it is!

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  4. I would not be sitting on that bench but I would be waiting eagerly nearby!!! = )

    fj

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    1. Well, you never know exactly which bench it is, NOR if it switches up from location to location!

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