A Vanity Cruise is the ONLY Safe Cruise Right Now!

It's a novel way to be looking good in your neighborhood! And no one is any the wiser!

Well, maybe except Damien. And that is if there's even work on Monday!

Found this photo and decided to caption it right away, and post it tonight (Well, actually Sunday now, as we went out "shopping" to see if there was ANYTHING left on the shelves, and the answer was NOT REALLY!) for those who aren't doing much with all the uncertainty that is happening around the world. This area has some shortages, but I really thought we were getting a handle on it, but since it's now Saturday, I guess that all the people who worked a ton of hours during the week are finally trying to do their shopping. I'm getting Facebook stories about grocery stores being wiped out of just about everything, like a horde of locusts descending upon the fields of grain. We are going to chance it after supper .. we are VERY well prepared for most of this, but could use some fresh veggies and some yogurt things, and we are going to top off our gas tanks too with fresh gas.

So with that in mind, I thought about a comment reply I made to Sally Bend, "Glad you enjoyed what ended up being a "vanity cruise" for my various personalities. Maybe the only safe cruise one could take right now!" and that triggered the plot idea that worked well with the picture I was staring at.

For those who don't know what a vanity cruise is, I've mentioned it a few times in the past, the last time being in September of last year, which you can find HERE. It's when you get dressed up and go to a crowded area, and just try to blend in, hoping you'll be able to exist without others noticing your maleness, other than maybe in an approving, "NICE LEGS!" sort of way. I am sure it goes by other names too, but it's what a few of my TG friends call it. It can be a real boost to your morale if you get away with no one reacting .. or if you get a thrill from being discovered, a bit of sexual pleasure too!

That was what I had in mind here, but that damn Damien is just so observant! Or maybe he's not as swift as he thought. I know it sort of falls out of Lacy's preferences, but I just HAD to write that ending .. it would have been very NOT Dee to do something else, right? I would like to think that Ron does have some plausible deniability built in, and perhaps Damien is way cooler than Ron thinks, and will press him to dress him up too? I say that, because Ron/Lacy is definitely not looking for a male relationship in the preferences .. and honestly, when I was writing it, I didn't even go there in my head, maybe because I was definitely sticking to the guidelines I have for Lacy. It was more of a, "Can you make me look as good as YOU do right now?!"

To recap, if you want to go out in public cross-dressed right now, this just MIGHT be the best time, if you put on a gothy wig with some falls, wear a face mask and some stripy tights .. you could probably remain incognito both in gender and identity. Well, at least until you step back into your vehicle! But isn't that what Uber and Lyft is for? Just remember to bring the Lysol!

Better listen to this wise woman!